No, no, you see, I don't make use of any of the kiddy cheatcode features included into the game so I have to strategize, right? Pikachu is no problem and goes down like nothing because it is a shitmon, but Red sends Espeon right after and it absolutely rapes my team with OHKO psychic. So then I grinded a little bit and evolved my Haunter into Gengar and proceeded to devise a strategy: First I send out Nidoking, who was purposefully underleved so that it got outsped by Pikachu and hit with 1 Charm. It kills Pikachu but not before making Red waste all his heals, since Earthquake leaves it with like 2 HP each time. Then Espeon comes out and takes it out easy.
For Espeon I figured out I could use Tentacruel, since it has a very high Sp. Def. stat and it's the only one who can tank it. After I grinded it a little it started outspeeding Espeon too so I managed to land an Icy Wind to lower its speed and follow up with a Hydro Pump before fainting. After that I send out Gengar and kill with Shadow Ball.
The biggest problem was dealing with Snorlax because he's such a fat fucking faggot who is nearly impossible to kill unless you have a reliable way to take out half its health bar in just one hit, which I didn't. Of course, it doesn't have anything to harm Gengar with, since its only attacking moves are Body Slam and Snore, but I can't stall it either, since I have way less PP and he's going to spend a lot of his time sleeping. He's gave me the most trouble out of Red's team by far.
Anyways, my strat was to put it to sleep with Gengar so that I could safely switch to Venomoth and land as many Flashes as possible before it inevitably dies to Body Slam. After that I switch to Vileplume, which has Attract. My only hope is to slowly kill it with Sludge Bomb, which takes out like 1/6th of Snorlax's health bar on each hit and cross my fingers, hoping that he doesn't just use Rest and screw me over completely; I can't use any other attacking moves with Vileplume if Sludge Bomb's 12 PP run out because this FAG has Amnesia and has by this point managed to use it at least once or twice. On my winning run I didn't manage to kill it with Vileplume, but I could at least manage to put it at low enough health that one attack from Crobat (shitmon btw) was enough to take it down.
I don't really remember quite well what happened after that point, but it wasn't too hard. I did the most I could against Blastoise with Confuse Ray and Toxic but didn't manage to kill it. After Crobat goes down I just sweep the Kanto starters with hypnosis + shadow ball/psychic.
It was really fun, though.