HELP!!! I ACCIDENTALLY STUCK MY PENIS IN A PIECE OF CORAL!!

[Soyteen Liker]

IT'S STUCK NOW!! I ASKED THE r/ihaveihavehavereddit DISCORD AND THEY CALLED ME A "POOPY BUTTHOLE GOONER"!! I'M SO WORRIED BECAUSE WHAT IF MY PARENTS SEE ME LIKE THIS??? HELP ME!!! WHAT DO I DO? I would post pictures but I don't want to get banned!

 

[Sneedson]

Kill yourself.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Kill yourself.

Oh. Neftenya that's quite rude. While I am for TAD (Total Autist Death) I don't think I should be included. I'm smart! I don't want to die!

 

[alonso]

What did Acro do to ((YOU))

 

[Soyteen Liker]

What did Acro do to ((YOU))

What do you mean?? Please answer the question because I think my penis is bleeding. I took a viagra because my friends told me it would make my ejaculate smell less bad but it made me so horny that I fucked a coral and now this happened. I think DOLL let me back on Soyteen Liker's account for some reason.

 

[alonso]

What do you mean?? Please answer the question because I think my penis is bleeding. I took a viagra because my friends told me it would make my ejaculate smell less bad but it made me so horny that I fucked a coral and now this happened. I think DOLL let me back on Soyteen Liker's account for some reason.

Drink a fuckton of water and pee it out

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Kill yourself, faggot. Degenerates like you belong in a gas chamber. I can't wait until the day of reckoning when your kind are flayed alive in the streets.

[THIS POST WAS PART OF AN APRIL FOOLS' DAY JOKE, FOR ANYONE READING IT NOW.]

 

[PepsiMan]

Kill yourself, faggot. Degenerates like you belong in a gas chamber. I can't wait until the day of reckoning when your kind are flayed alive in the streets.

Why are you skinwalking Tojo?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Drink a fuckton of water and pee it out

I ALREADY DID BUT IT JUST FILLED THE CORAL WITH PISS

Kill yourself, faggot. Degenerates like you belong in a gas chamber. I can't wait until the day of reckoning when your kind are flayed alive in the streets.

That's not very nice neftenya. What have I done to you?

 

[PepsiMan]

Why are you skinwalking Tojo?

just remembered it's April fools

 

[alonso]

I ALREADY DID BUT IT JUST FILLED THE CORAL WITH PISS

That's not very nice neftenya. What have I done to you?

Get an infection then

 

[xJanny]

what type of coral is it

 

[Meursault]

IT'S STUCK NOW!! I ASKED THE r/ihaveihavehavereddit DISCORD AND THEY CALLED ME A "POOPY BUTTHOLE GOONER"!! I'M SO WORRIED BECAUSE WHAT IF MY PARENTS SEE ME LIKE THIS??? HELP ME!!! WHAT DO I DO? I would post pictures but I don't want to get banned!

Dude you are so fucking disgusting, I'd love to beat the snot out of your ass.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Get an infection then

Neftenya as a devout catholic, don't you think my parents would be a little concerned about that?

what type of coral is it

Alien fungi coral. It looked so seductive that I just carved a hole in it and got caught in a shameful moment... my big vietnamese cock is still stuck inside it please help it smells horrible now!

Dude you are so fucking disgusting, I'd love to beat the snot out of your ass.

Oh. I'm sorry.

 

[basil]

Kill yourself, faggot. Degenerates like you belong in a gas chamber. I can't wait until the day of reckoning when your kind are flayed alive in the streets.

woah he really does say that

 

[Twostripe]

Was the coralussy good?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Was the coralussy good?

NO BECAUSE MY PENIS IS STUCK INSIDE OF IT!!

 

[Twostripe]

NO BECAUSE MY PENIS IS STUCK INSIDE OF IT!!

Try to jerk it a bit

 

[xJanny]

use a knife to cut the coral

 

[Meursault]

Was the coralussy good?

Try to jerk it a bit

eww dude what the fuck is wrong with you? kys disgusting porn addict.