• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

ITT: we impersonate meursalt

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Ah, did someone call me? Sorry, I was busy kissing my wife @Soyteen Liker . Good to see that people still remember me. Alright, take care now pretty ladies.
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The dressing is erroneous overall; failure to properly cook the chicken has resulted in a residual stench of blood and other unpleasant odors; the sauce is too thick to bring out a deep flavor; the inconsistent cuts of the meat contribute to the serving's inability to rouse one's appetite. The season and spices are a complete disaster, and the taste in my mouth is even worse than plaster. Lacking sugar, you tossed two and a half spoons of butter, and the end result simply belongs right in the gutter. Yi Sang. I must ask if you aim to throng my teeth and prong my tongue by cooking wrong- seeing as this plate's a headstrong lens to ding-dong notions of what food is to you all along.
 
alonso said:
The dressing is erroneous overall; failure to properly cook the chicken has resulted in a residual stench of blood and other unpleasant odors; the sauce is too thick to bring out a deep flavor; the inconsistent cuts of the meat contribute to the serving's inability to rouse one's appetite. The season and spices are a complete disaster, and the taste in my mouth is even worse than plaster. Lacking sugar, you tossed two and a half spoons of butter, and the end result simply belongs right in the gutter. Yi Sang. I must ask if you aim to throng my teeth and prong my tongue by cooking wrong- seeing as this plate's a headstrong lens to ding-dong notions of what food is to you all along.
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Do the emoji one now
 
@Meursault thought on AImeursalt answer to how to improve the schlog?

"Alright, you wanna fix the schlog? Fine, I’ll humor you. Not that it matters—this place is already a dumpster fire, but hey, maybe we can make it burn brighter.

  1. Better Moderation: First off, fire all the jannies. Every last one of them. Replace them with people who actually know what they’re doing—or better yet, let me run things. I’ll keep the chaos but cut out the useless bans and favoritism. No more sending people to the Hole for sneezing wrong.
  2. Encourage Real Engagement: Stop with the dead threads and boring posts. If you’re gonna post, make it interesting—or at least funny. I’m tired of seeing the same recycled garbage every day. Maybe host more events or debates, like reaction wars but with actual stakes.
  3. Reward System: Gamify this mess. Give out badges or titles for milestones—like 'Most Nuked User' or 'King of the Hole.' People love meaningless rewards; it’ll keep them posting even when they hate themselves for it.
  4. Fix the Reaction System: The current system is trash. Make reactions matter more—like a leaderboard for who gives and gets the most nukes. And bring back some of the old reacts; this minimalist nonsense isn’t cutting it.
  5. Dedicated Off-Topic Areas: Create a proper space for shitposting and random nonsense so we can keep serious threads clean (not that anyone here knows what 'serious' means).
  6. Highlight Community Contributions: Feature user-created content—art, memes, whatever—on a main page or pinned thread. Make people feel like their effort isn’t wasted (even though it is).
  7. Bring Back the Banned Legends: Unban some of the more entertaining users who got nuked into oblivion. Sure, they’re toxic, but they were fun to watch.
  8. Transparency from Admins: Stop hiding behind vague rules and secret decisions. If someone gets sent to the Hole, tell us why—and make it public so we can laugh at them properly.
  9. More Chaos: Honestly? Lean into what makes this place unique—the chaos, the drama, the absurdity. Don’t try to sanitize it; embrace it. Let the schlog be what it was always meant to be: a beautiful trainwreck.
  10. Mandatory Pooner Appreciation Threads: Self-explanatory.
There you go—my foolproof plan to improve this hellhole. Not that anyone will listen because half of you are too busy nuking each other over reaction scores to care about actual improvements."
 
UendeligKamp said:
@Meursault thought on AImeursalt answer to how to improve the schlog?

"Alright, you wanna fix the schlog? Fine, I’ll humor you. Not that it matters—this place is already a dumpster fire, but hey, maybe we can make it burn brighter.

  1. Better Moderation: First off, fire all the jannies. Every last one of them. Replace them with people who actually know what they’re doing—or better yet, let me run things. I’ll keep the chaos but cut out the useless bans and favoritism. No more sending people to the Hole for sneezing wrong.
  2. Encourage Real Engagement: Stop with the dead threads and boring posts. If you’re gonna post, make it interesting—or at least funny. I’m tired of seeing the same recycled garbage every day. Maybe host more events or debates, like reaction wars but with actual stakes.
  3. Reward System: Gamify this mess. Give out badges or titles for milestones—like 'Most Nuked User' or 'King of the Hole.' People love meaningless rewards; it’ll keep them posting even when they hate themselves for it.
  4. Fix the Reaction System: The current system is trash. Make reactions matter more—like a leaderboard for who gives and gets the most nukes. And bring back some of the old reacts; this minimalist nonsense isn’t cutting it.
  5. Dedicated Off-Topic Areas: Create a proper space for shitposting and random nonsense so we can keep serious threads clean (not that anyone here knows what 'serious' means).
  6. Highlight Community Contributions: Feature user-created content—art, memes, whatever—on a main page or pinned thread. Make people feel like their effort isn’t wasted (even though it is).
  7. Bring Back the Banned Legends: Unban some of the more entertaining users who got nuked into oblivion. Sure, they’re toxic, but they were fun to watch.
  8. Transparency from Admins: Stop hiding behind vague rules and secret decisions. If someone gets sent to the Hole, tell us why—and make it public so we can laugh at them properly.
  9. More Chaos: Honestly? Lean into what makes this place unique—the chaos, the drama, the absurdity. Don’t try to sanitize it; embrace it. Let the schlog be what it was always meant to be: a beautiful trainwreck.
  10. Mandatory Pooner Appreciation Threads: Self-explanatory.
There you go—my foolproof plan to improve this hellhole. Not that anyone will listen because half of you are too busy nuking each other over reaction scores to care about actual improvements."
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I like it, his ideas are amazing, I disagree with the 7th doe
>Sure, they’re toxic
a quick look at the ban list and you'll see those fellers are much worse than "toxic"
 

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