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What if hitler impaled stalin with his bbc and ate him like a skewer

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LoogiLad2345 said:
OH EM GEE...tel us your story, granpa!!!
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KingCargo said:
M.... mein fuhrer? Es ist das?
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It was WW2 and i was a noble black bvll of Hitlers private "Dark Schlongwaffen", an elite group of black bvlls hired to protect Hitler and his closest comrades.
During "Operation Barbarossa", half of the "Dark Schlongwaffen", including me, were tasked with escorting Hitler to a secret meeting point in Estonia (the meeting point now being the home of terrycrews) disguised as a normal house, the house had a basement that was converted into an operation theatre where Hitler would get both knee surgery and BBC surgery, after his surgeries Hitler was very proud of his new BBC.
Unfortuntaely, Estonia was very close to the USSR, and Stalin was patrolling nearby. Hitler immediately chewed off his leash, got naked and started running at Stalin, swinging his BBC everywhere (he hit his face with his own BBC).
Stalin's guards and the Dark Schlongwaffen engaged in conflict instantly, i decided not to fight and instead chose to run after Hitler to stop him from killing Stalin with his BBC. Fortunately for Stalin he ran away, and when Stalin ran away he ran away in the girliest, most sissified away ever while squealing Russian gibberish and the words "BBC", "Hitler" and "Sprunki". I had to wrangle Hitler and get him somewhere safe, unfortunately his BBC was quite hevay and obsctrictive, i often tripped over it and hit myself with it.
Soon the guards started to chase after Stalin, two of Stalins guards died and one of our bvll's was crippled and needed knee surgery, but for now we just gave him some mangos and still water. Eventually i managed to relax Hitler by tickling his nigga balls until he brapped and farted Ϫ times.
This incident had lasting concequences and changed the course of the war forever, most noteablte it made Russians more intrested in BBC.
 
XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said:
It was WW2 and i was a noble black bvll of Hitlers private "Dark Schlongwaffen", an elite group of black bvlls hired to protect Hitler and his closest comrades.
During "Operation Barbarossa", half of the "Dark Schlongwaffen", including me, were tasked with escorting Hitler to a secret meeting point in Estonia (the meeting point now being the home of terrycrews) disguised as a normal house, the house had a basement that was converted into an operation theatre where Hitler would get both knee surgery and BBC surgery, after his surgeries Hitler was very proud of his new BBC.
Unfortuntaely, Estonia was very close to the USSR, and Stalin was patrolling nearby. Hitler immediately chewed off his leash, got naked and started running at Stalin, swinging his BBC everywhere (he hit his face with his own BBC).
Stalin's guards and the Dark Schlongwaffen engaged in conflict instantly, i decided not to fight and instead chose to run after Hitler to stop him from killing Stalin with his BBC. Fortunately for Stalin he ran away, and when Stalin ran away he ran away in the girliest, most sissified away ever while squealing Russian gibberish and the words "BBC", "Hitler" and "Sprunki". I had to wrangle Hitler and get him somewhere safe, unfortunately his BBC was quite hevay and obsctrictive, i often tripped over it and hit myself with it.
Soon the guards started to chase after Stalin, two of Stalins guards died and one of our bvll's was crippled and needed knee surgery, but for now we just gave him some mangos and still water. Eventually i managed to relax Hitler by tickling his nigga balls until he brapped and farted Ϫ times.
This incident had lasting concequences and changed the course of the war forever, most noteablte it made Russians more intrested in BBC.
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LoogiLad2345 said:
words words words, googlemazonmeta corp AI, can you shorten this for me pls?
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Shut up nigger.
XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said:
It was WW2 and i was a noble black bvll of Hitlers private "Dark Schlongwaffen", an elite group of black bvlls hired to protect Hitler and his closest comrades.
During "Operation Barbarossa", half of the "Dark Schlongwaffen", including me, were tasked with escorting Hitler to a secret meeting point in Estonia (the meeting point now being the home of terrycrews) disguised as a normal house, the house had a basement that was converted into an operation theatre where Hitler would get both knee surgery and BBC surgery, after his surgeries Hitler was very proud of his new BBC.
Unfortuntaely, Estonia was very close to the USSR, and Stalin was patrolling nearby. Hitler immediately chewed off his leash, got naked and started running at Stalin, swinging his BBC everywhere (he hit his face with his own BBC).
Stalin's guards and the Dark Schlongwaffen engaged in conflict instantly, i decided not to fight and instead chose to run after Hitler to stop him from killing Stalin with his BBC. Fortunately for Stalin he ran away, and when Stalin ran away he ran away in the girliest, most sissified away ever while squealing Russian gibberish and the words "BBC", "Hitler" and "Sprunki". I had to wrangle Hitler and get him somewhere safe, unfortunately his BBC was quite hevay and obsctrictive, i often tripped over it and hit myself with it.
Soon the guards started to chase after Stalin, two of Stalins guards died and one of our bvll's was crippled and needed knee surgery, but for now we just gave him some mangos and still water. Eventually i managed to relax Hitler by tickling his nigga balls until he brapped and farted Ϫ times.
This incident had lasting concequences and changed the course of the war forever, most noteablte it made Russians more intrested in BBC.
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