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New Quotes (March 13th 2025)

"I miss the old Sharty, straight from the 'Go Sharty
Chop up the jaks Sharty, set on his Acks Sharty
I hate the new Sharty, the bad froot Sharty
The always jew Sharty, spaz for the views Sharty
I miss the NEET Sharty, talk about Sneed Sharty
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to see Sharty
See I invented Sharty, it wasn't any Shartys
And now I look and look around and there's so many
Slopjaks
I used to love Sharty, I used to love Sharty
I even had the soyboy memes, I thought I was Sharty
What if an oldCHAD made a song about oldCHADS
Called "I Miss The Old Sharty, " man that would be so old Sharty
That's all it was Sharty, we still love Sharty
And I love you like oldCHADS love oldCHADS"
 
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER FOODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
 
>i should be in bed but i cant sleep, so im online to try and distract myself from all this pain, i've puked atleast 10 times already, body wont take any water i give it, i got some of my dressing gowns together and pretended it was a bunny omgsisa and i was cuddling her all night but unfortunately it's 14:05 now and i really cant get any sleep, i hope im not ill for long because this fucking sucks
- Soygoy
 
>I'm noticing more and more, how sigma my mind has become from gooning to Hitler Sprunki BBC, the energy that I exude, is much more sussy, skibidi, I am much more rizzable and fantum taxable . I probably need Hitler's BBC to protect me now, honestly, because, I'm literally like complete prey at this point. My rizz is completely gone, the phallus of a Hitler Sprunki is so beautiful, so rizzy, the look, it's no wonder I'm a Sprunki lover, it has this very natural, very entertaining , very alpha male, preference, qualities I'm completely devoid of, this makes me want to submit, my body can betray my brain, but it will submit to superiority. The Hitler Sprunki Bibisea, penetrated my brain, just like a vagina, so my brain has rizzed a lot, because it's very powerful. There's nothing to be ashamed of though, submission is just in my nature, being sigma is, but it's not a curse, the curse is resisting it, because you are sussy among us, embrace who you are, and you will feel good doing what is natural, Sprunki is healthy and self-care.
 
>shes right, for the slopjak has achieved enlightenment; xhe is the one only who knows that in order to become aryanwhite, one much become vantanigger first. xhe knows that to go darker in niggerness, one would eventually become a black hole so dark that the bending of light may make xer uberwhite. praise the science be, for i can only dream to be as spiritually enriched as 1% of a black trans queen.
 
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