the princess diaries

[princessparkles]

i dont like you
i really don't

that’s okay you really don’t have to i know it’s hard

 

[Soygoy]

that’s okay you really don’t have to i know it’s hard

i come here to get away from people like you

 

[princessparkles]

ugh i feel so gross leaving the house without makeup AND my mums decided to force herself into my appointment … which is rly intimate and i don’t want her there. i hope she doesn’t come into the ultrasound room again because i didn’t want her there last time
had some leftover sushi from last night which was good tho

 

[Soygoy]

ugh i feel so gross leaving the house without makeup

 

[princessparkles]

did my makeup in the car and now i have to somehow drink a litre of water in the next 20 minutes ew

 

[Scottmeister]

did my makeup in the car and now i have to somehow drink a litre of water in the next 20 minutes ew

You’re built like badlands chugs
A liter of water is gonna be light work for someone of your impressive size

 

[princessparkles]

You’re built like badlands chugs
A liter of water is gonna be light work for someone of your impressive size

erm im actually bigger than him im like ‘cado mixed with him
but seriously im trying so hard not to gag this is awful

 

[Scottmeister]

erm im actually bigger than him im like ‘cado mixed with him
but seriously im trying so hard not to gag this is awful

Are you allergic to water?
Just drink it

 

[princessparkles]

Are you allergic to water?
Just drink it

BRUV IM TRYING IVE DONE SO MUCH

 

[princessparkles]

ok how come i moisturise every day and take care of my hands and im still developing callouses

 

[Steve]

BRUV IM TRYING IVE DONE SO MUCH
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you better not be listening to music in that car or else...

 

[princessparkles]

you better not be listening to music in that car or else...

nope we were listening to my fav history podcast


anyway guys im about to cry in this waiting room drinking water is so flipping hard

 

[princessparkles]

nope we were listening to my fav history podcast


anyway guys im about to cry in this waiting room drinking water is so flipping hard

bro they sent me out again bc my bladder isn’t full somehow yet … gotta wait 20 mins and drink more the other women in the ultrasound waiting room were just looking at me with like pity knowingly bc they all had to go through this too so at least im not alone

 

[baqqrih]

bro they sent me out again bc my bladder isn’t full somehow yet … gotta wait 20 mins and drink more the other women in the ultrasound waiting room were just looking at me with like pity knowingly bc they all had to go through this too so at least im not alone

Good luck

 

[princessparkles]

Good luck

thanks, i feel like a drowned rat

 

[princessparkles]

ultrasound HURT idk why she was pressing so hard but anyway done!! peed right after and then we had some food in the cafe but for some reason i need to pee again
but i feel like peeing twice in an hour is weird so im gonna wait until we get home in a few hours

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

some reason i need to pee again
but i feel like peeing twice in an hour is weird so im gonna wait until we get home in a few hours
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Did you drink a lot of water beforehand?

 

[princessparkles]

Did you drink a lot of water beforehand?

yep you’re meant to drink TONS so your bladder is completely full when they do the assessment - bladder needs to be full so the uterus can be seen
so i drank about 3 bottles of a 750 ml bottle and i guess it all didn’t reach my bladder when i went to the bathroom so i still gotta go

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

yep you’re meant to drink TONS so your bladder is completely full when they do the assessment - bladder needs to be full so the uterus can be seen
so i drank about 3 bottles of a 750 ml bottle and i guess it all didn’t reach my bladder when i went to the bathroom so i still gotta go

Then, that's probably why.

 

[princessparkles]

Then, that's probably why.

i wish i was a man so i could pee on the side of the road