If you were elected as president of the United States, which shlog users would you pick for your cabinet picks?

[Ytsuken]

Secretary of State:

Secretary of the Treasury:

Secretary of Defense:

Attorney General (Department of Justice):

Secretary of the Interior:

Secretary of Agriculture:

Secretary of Commerce:

Secretary of Labor:

Secretary of Health and Human Services:

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:

Secretary of Transportation:

Secretary of Energy:

Secretary of Education:

Secretary of Veterans Affairs:

Secretary of Homeland Security:

 

[archimes]

All me

 

[_account]

Engagement farming low effort trash threads smh

 

[qaqorsomething]

Secretary of State: @sage

Secretary of the Treasury: @sage

Secretary of Defense: @sage

Attorney General (Department of Justice): @sage

Secretary of the Interior: @sage

Secretary of Agriculture: @sage

Secretary of Commerce: @sage

Secretary of Labor: @sage

Secretary of Health and Human Services: @sage

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: @sage

Secretary of Transportation: @sage

Secretary of Energy: @sage

Secretary of Education: @sage

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: @sage

Secretary of Homeland Security: @sage

i can trust his bbc to do everything right.

 

[archimes]

The Soyjak Party
President Sultan: Carl XVI Gustaf
Vice President Court Jester, Lead Gegbvll: Yar
Secretary of Commerce: Max
Secretary of Education: Froot
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Door
Everything else: Me

 

[SoySpotter]

@faggotkikeitaliancrackhead
@goonhitler
@BritishBroadcastingCorp.
@Niggerkiller9000
@JartyBaby
@queendavy
@trannynigger
@Amerimutt_Real
@obsessed faggot
@megathread
@gunkster
@ballraper210

 

[Ytsuken]

@faggotkikeitaliancrackhead
@goonhitler
@BritishBroadcastingCorp.
@Niggerkiller9000
@JartyBaby
@queendavy
@trannynigger
@Amerimutt_Real
@obsessed faggot
@megathread
@gunkster

Ev&oe most of those are dead accounts

 

[SoySpotter]

Ev&oe most of those are dead accounts

amazing names, therefore they deserve political power

 

[_account]

Department of gooning: @jimbo

Department of yo mama jokes: @SoyToon

Newly formed department of Hitler bbc studies: @qaqorsomething

Department of tranny kike awareness: @Ytsuken

Department of pro-terrorism: @1844 or Something

Department of fat nigger: @Ytsuken

Department of leaking: @NigKiller_Tojo

Department of butthurt: @basil

Department of stud awareness: @PepsiMan

Department of rape: @OdessanBvll

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

@sage @BritishBroadcastingCorp. @soymcgee @qaqorsomething @4tehlulz @Minuteman and we’ll execute Steve by Hitler’s sprunki BBC.

 

[baqqrih]

Some of these don't have as much thought behind them as others, and in such cases, I just thought they'd do a decent job.
Secretary of State: @Fagon

Secretary of the Treasury: @MoonMetropolis

Secretary of Defense: @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

Attorney General (Department of Justice): @Donald

Secretary of the Interior: @1844 or Something

Secretary of Agriculture: @nagolbud

Secretary of Commerce: @condolana

Secretary of Labor: @Xiuhcoyotl

Secretary of Health and Human Services: @GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: @Thrembolone

Secretary of Transportation: @Minuteman

Secretary of Energy: @Watt

Secretary of Education: @jerry_blevins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: @DOLL

Secretary of Homeland Security: @NigKiller_Tojo

 

[Ytsuken]

Some of these don't have as much thought behind them as others, and in such cases, I just thought they'd do a decent job.
Secretary of State: @Fagon

Secretary of the Treasury: @MoonMetropolis

Secretary of Defense: @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

Attorney General (Department of Justice): @Donald

Secretary of the Interior: @1844 or Something

Secretary of Agriculture: @nagolbud

Secretary of Commerce: @condolana

Secretary of Labor: @Xiuhcoyotl

Secretary of Health and Human Services: @GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: @Thrembolone

Secretary of Transportation: @Minuteman

Secretary of Energy: @Watt

Secretary of Education: @jerry_blevins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: @DOLL

Secretary of Homeland Security: @NigKiller_Tojo

I would've picked Tojo for Secretary of Defense

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Secretary of the Treasury: @MoonMetropolis

 

[1844 or Something]

Secretary of the Interior: @1844 or Something

That's the dream

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Secretary of Transportation: @Minuteman

I like that, nice pick. I've always been obsessed with individual vehicles and giant logistics routes/operations. Thanks

 

[jerry_blevins]

Some of these don't have as much thought behind them as others, and in such cases, I just thought they'd do a decent job.
Secretary of State: @Fagon

Secretary of the Treasury: @MoonMetropolis

Secretary of Defense: @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

Attorney General (Department of Justice): @Donald

Secretary of the Interior: @1844 or Something

Secretary of Agriculture: @nagolbud

Secretary of Commerce: @condolana

Secretary of Labor: @Xiuhcoyotl

Secretary of Health and Human Services: @GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: @Thrembolone

Secretary of Transportation: @Minuteman

Secretary of Energy: @Watt

Secretary of Education: @jerry_blevins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: @DOLL

Secretary of Homeland Security: @NigKiller_Tojo

wow i'm surprised i'm in here

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Some of these don't have as much thought behind them as others, and in such cases, I just thought they'd do a decent job.
Secretary of State: @Fagon

Secretary of the Treasury: @MoonMetropolis

Secretary of Defense: @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte

Attorney General (Department of Justice): @Donald

Secretary of the Interior: @1844 or Something

Secretary of Agriculture: @nagolbud

Secretary of Commerce: @condolana

Secretary of Labor: @Xiuhcoyotl

Secretary of Health and Human Services: @GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: @Thrembolone

Secretary of Transportation: @Minuteman

Secretary of Energy: @Watt

Secretary of Education: @jerry_blevins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: @DOLL

Secretary of Homeland Security: @NigKiller_Tojo

Why Secretary of Health and Human Serivices for me?

 

[baqqrih]

Why Secretary of Health and Human Serivices for me?

You just seem like a healthy guy. Jerry was a similar case for education; he just seems like a real thinker.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

You just seem like a healthy guy. Jerry was a similar case for education; he just seems like a real thinker.

Here is my report for my last doctors visit that I just found:
>Blood pressure: 103/66
>BMI: 19.00
>Weight: 144 lbs (65.3 kgs)
>Height: 6'1" (1.854 m)
>Pulse: 77
>Respiration: 18