TRVTHNVKE Funny schloggers, do you have a recipe for comedy?

[archimes]

Would you attribute your sense of humour to the in-jokes on this site, fast pattern recognition and intuition, or a genuine wit that has a bit of an algorithm to it?

I believe I'm the second one, with decently fast yet quality pattern recognition and also a decent intuition. If I notice there's a funny joke I could say on the spot, I just do it. I don't believe in thinking over a joke for hours because that makes it feel forced and coally. I am in no way the funniest person here, though, and in real life I frequently get mogged by my 5 year old little brother in jokes I say. I'm also not a fan of most modern comedy. Stand-up will always be coal. The soysphere overall was a great source of gemeralds but it's all powered by in-jokes I've heard many people say they are getting tired of.

I believe this could lead to the creation of quality gemeralds that the "muh soyjaks are le brainrot" crowd are going to seethe at for being genuinely admirable comedic bangers.

 

[_account]

Poster above so FAT...he typed allat with on finger

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

repost old memes

 

[4tehlulz]

So usually I watch a Norm Macdonald clip and then I recite said joke in public and say "that was a Norm Macdonald joke"

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

muh soyjaks are le brainrot

 

[alonso]

With the right timing and the context of the situation, Comedy can be achieved

 

[Terrorbyte]

Just say 'nigger' or make fart noises.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Take nothing seriously unless the subject matter is very keyed and gemmy.

 

[_73]

Be yourself <3

 

[evandoe]

Why did chicken cross the road?

 

[meijak]

Why did chicken cross the road?

Nigger fart noises.

 

[archimes]

Nigger fart noises.

Specifically walking away from

 

[WholesomeNigger]

be black

 

[archimes]

be black

does being polish count? I know one hilarious polack

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

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[_account]

1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps

How does each of your pfps manage to be more tranny than the last, kys faggot.

 

[1844 or Something]

World leader + penis color + FOTM

 

[basil]

i really don’t know what my type of comedy is

 

[cobbycov]

being funny is genetic btw

 

[basil]

being funny is genetic btw

yeah that’s why i make everyone laugh irl instead of being tall fuck my incel chudcel life