Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! Shrek 5 trailer just dropped

[Chvd33p]

Aw man if only 'oygoy were here to make an epic rant about it. It sucks geg

Rent free

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I'm so confused bro, if a new Ice age movie is coming how come BlueSky is dead??

Some company probably just acquired the IP somehow.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Rent free

Come on, it would have been funny for him to autistically point out everything wrong with it and redirect it to his own experiences with movies

 

[Chvd33p]

Come on, it would have been funny for him to autistically point out everything wrong with it and redirect it to his own experiences with movies

It's fun to read his spergouts over literally anything inoffensive, still, to mention him out of nowhere...

 

[Twostripe]

Soilgay will always be the cuck in his marrige with Averi.

Yeah coz I'm the BVLL

 

[Emiliz]

goyslop movie

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

This is just film by the way. This isn't even the countless reboots, continuations, prequels and sequel series in TV.

King of the HIll and Malcolm in the Middle are getting sequel shows. So fucking grim.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

Killer Bean is better than all these films, unironically speaking.

 

[Chvd33p]

Yeah coz I'm the BVLL

Be careful with rabies, soygoy may bite

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Killer Bean is better than all these films, unironically speaking.
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Okay, that's understandable. Completely missed the point award thoughbeit.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

This is just film by the way. This isn't even the countless reboots, continuations, prequels and sequel series in TV.

King of the HIll and Malcolm in the Middle are getting sequel shows. So fucking grim.

And these motherfuckers had the audacity to go on a writer's strike two years ago, and this is what that strike was worth.

Literal GOYSLOP

 

[meijak]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

Dune 2 was alright. Haven't watched anything else from that list, but it does look like they smell like the most potent brazilian braps.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Dune 2 was alright. Haven't watched anything else from that list, but it does look like they smell like the most potent brazilian braps.

I want new shit, not "based off of/an adaptation of", a sequel, a continuation, a reboot, a remake, a prequel, an interquel, a paraquel, a whatever the fuckquel. It's all fucking goyslop and they're shoving it down our fucking throats, and I'm sick and tired of it. The writer's strike was unjustified and all of those people are talentless hacks.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

To think we're getting Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6 and Shrek 5 all in the same year, next year.


And to think there was a writer's strike two years ago.

Maybe I'm just getting old but I feel like animated slop is barely talked about anymore, the newest Toy Story or whatever stays in the public eye for a week and then fades away forever. I mean, Cars came out in 2006 and I remember my mom buying toys related to that movie 5 years later, it was kinda relevant still? And people still kinda talk about it today. Idk.

 

[meijak]

I want new shit, not "based off of/an adaptation of", a sequel, a continuation, a reboot, a remake, a prequel, an interquel, a paraquel, a whatever the fuckquel. It's all fucking goyslop and they're shoving it down our fucking throats, and I'm sick and tired of it. The writer's strike was unjustified and all of those people are talentless hacks.

I've entirely disengaged from following film industry in general. Only time I watch anything new is when my friends ask me to go to the kinoplex and the film they wanna go to doesn't look like absolute trash, which is pretty rare.

 

[Twostripe]

Seriously though. This is fucking insane.

Within the last two years:
Snow White remake (Snow White's voice actress from the 1937 film has been dead for 25 years, this year.)
Captain America: A Brave New World
Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy
Beetlejuice 2
Indiana Jones 5
Despicable Me 4
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Kung Fu Panda 4
Inside Out 2
Moana 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Mufasa: The Lion King
Deadpool & Wolverine (a sequel film)
Dune: Part Two
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Gladiator II
Venom: The Last Dance
A Quiet Place: Day One
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Nosferatu (2024) (remake)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Wonka (a prequel to a book by a guy who died 35 years ago)

Then there's going to be a Shrek 5, Toy Story 5, Ice Age 6, Zootopia 2, Minions 3, a Mario Movie sequel and there's probably going to be a Sonic 4 at some point.

I'm sick of this shit

Don't forget the new final destination movie

 

[sodack]

This looks like garbage

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Maybe I'm just getting old but I feel like animated slop is barely talked about anymore, the newest Toy Story or whatever stays in the public eye for a week and then fades away forever. I mean, Cars came out in 2006 and I remember my mom buying toys related to that movie 5 years later, it was kinda relevant still? And people still kinda talk about it today. Idk.

Well it's not just animated shit, like you're seeing shitty biopics like Oppenheimer or Napoleon coming out, films based off of decades old franchises like Barbie, there is also that live action show based off of the Addams family on Netflix.

I'm just wondering who this shit is made for? I get the animated stuff is for kids and parents wanting to introduce IPs they grew up with to their kids to bridge that generational gap, but who in the fuck is going to be watching Bridget Jones 4?

 

[meijak]

who in the fuck is going to be watching Bridget Jones 4?

Grandmas who flicked their bean to the previous movies when they middle aged presumably.