Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I don't think I'm actually romantically attracted to black ladies.

 

[StudioCaca]

One time i was thinking about shit and needed to pee so since i was thinking about the thing in my head i just peed in a garbage can.

 

[Neal]

One time i was thinking about shit and needed to pee so since i was thinking about the thing in my head i just peed in a garbage can.

elaborate on that

 

[StudioCaca]

elaborate on that

Idk i was like thinking about something i forgot what that thing was and since i was so focused on the thing i kinda just peed in the garbage can not really thinking about the action like i forgot im not supposed to do that

 

[Neal]

Idk i was like thinking about something i forgot what that thing was and since i was so focused on the thing i kinda just peed in the garbage can not really thinking about the action like i forgot im not supposed to do that

no elaborate on that, wdym you peed in a garbage can, where did you pee in a garbage can.

 

[StudioCaca]

no elaborate on that, wdym you peed in a garbage can, where did you pee in a garbage can.

in the basement living room, nobody was there or knows it happened

 

[Neal]

in the basement living room, nobody was there or knows it happened

oh, nvm, I thought it was some crackhead shit like you pissed in a random garbage can outside someone's home

 

[StudioCaca]

oh, nvm, I thought it was some crackhead shit like you pissed in a random garbage can outside someone's home

nah i was just being a 6 year old kid

 

[Neal]

nah i was just being a 6 year old kid

oh you were 6, i thought you were a grown ass man doing this.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

No nevermind i dont think im a fag actually i like cougars and i believe that was misrouted into thinking i liked men in reality
not like the reddit "heckin mommy" meme, but i do believe i would get along better with a late-millennial foid o algo
sorry

 

[Stephen]

No nevermind i dont think im a fag actually i like cougars and i believe that was misrouted into thinking i liked men in reality
not like the reddit "heckin mommy" meme, but i do believe i would get along better with a late-millennial foid o algo
sorry

Older women fetishes are bad doe
If you marry one then have kids with her those kids would likely be autistic or something else
Even worse, you have to learn *why* they're not married. Perhaps they're a whore, or divorced, or something like that
I for one would steer clear of going after older women

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

When I was like 10 years old, I was caught making out with a plushie. My family was going to the park and I said "you guys go on ahead" and I stayed home so I could make out with the plush.

Nevermind i'm changing it to a giga react, most people don't post confessions this bold.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I used to pee behind the bed when i was a kid since i was too lazy to use the bathroom.
I have read all of Freezypop (Dragon Ball Z gay porn comic) because i thought the Fireza SWOOOOUCK meme was hilarious.

 

[basil]

i don’t know how to explain it but my legs are positioned in a way that makes them look and act a lot like legs of a woman.

my doctor told me this a long time ago, and i’ve noticed i can do that thing where you put your hands behinds your back and put your legs in a praying position, i think it’s called the balance challenge.

i don’t manspread that much compared to other people which is also caused by that i think

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

i don’t know how to explain it but my legs are positioned in a way that makes them look and act a lot like legs of a woman.

my doctor told me this a long time ago, and i’ve noticed i can do that thing where you put your hands behinds your back and put your legs in a praying position, i think it’s called the balance challenge.

i don’t manspread that much compared to other people which is also caused by that i think

nigga how are you more feminine than me

 

[_73]

I only use the shlog because Im banned from the sharty

 

[basil]

nigga how are you more feminine than me

even though i’m male

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

even though i’m male

thats the thing

 

[poom]

i stumbled apon some gay meetup spot when I was in bristol. Some gay guy who was just loitering there started to talk to me but I just kept my head down and continued walking.

Anyways, I was in Bristol this week meeting my friend, just for reference Bristol is like a really left wing, gay city. For the mutts here consider bristol like the seattle of the UK.

I was taking some shortcut to somewhere and like the shortcut was under some bridge, and as im walking there I just see two gay dudes making out and some guy leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets just staring at both of those zesty ass niggas.
Ofc I was shocked and i just stare at this scene and this guy starts speaking to me I’m like “ew no wtf” and I just dip out of there immediately.

Im not getting anally raped in fucking bristol, okay??

anyways yeah. thats it.

 

[Stephen]

I got thread banned from anon confessions 3, Rape all jannypedos
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