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Schizo I HATE SMARTPHONES

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I FUCKING HATE THEM!
I recently (((((broke))))) my piece of shit that I got to replace the other piece of shit so I could have mobile data while not at home (Shocker!)
Would've been ok except as it turns out

  1. The new phone I got (Jewgle Pixel 9 for 400 dollars that unlocks after 2 months) doesn't HAVE A GOOD FUCKING MUSIC APP UNLIKE THE SHITSUNG
  2. It doesn't have a fucking headphone jack
  3. The oldfag device I use to listen to music, at the same time, is dying rapidly (because it's 5 years old and phonetrannies make shitty devices that have 0 lifespan)
Why are they like this? The devices today are half as practical as the fucking 5 year old ones. No notification LED, (((the fucking fingerprint sensor is on the power button or under display instead of at the back WHERE IT BELONGS))), there's always some fucking tradeoff, and they don't even give the rated power adapter for the highest charging speed, even on laptop-priced hardware.
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?
 
I FUCKING HATE THEM!
I recently (((((broke))))) my piece of shit that I got to replace the other piece of shit so I could have mobile data while not at home (Shocker!)
Would've been ok except as it turns out

  1. The new phone I got (Jewgle Pixel 9 for 400 dollars that unlocks after 2 months) doesn't HAVE A GOOD FUCKING MUSIC APP UNLIKE THE SHITSUNG
  2. It doesn't have a fucking headphone jack
  3. The oldfag device I use to listen to music, at the same time, is dying rapidly (because it's 5 years old and phonetrannies make shitty devices that have 0 lifespan)
Why are they like this? The devices today are half as practical as the fucking 5 year old ones. No notification LED, (((the fucking fingerprint sensor is on the power button or under display instead of at the back WHERE IT BELONGS))), there's always some fucking tradeoff, and they don't even give the rated power adapter for the highest charging speed, even on laptop-priced hardware.
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?
Just buy a Xiaomi nigga
 
>Get a fucking chink piece of shit dataminer where you can't access the native Android settings app and you can't even tweak the stock ROM unlike shitsung
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Get an mp3 player, they're shit quality but at least they don’t cost 1000 shekel every time they break
The worst parts are
  1. Most MP3 players are either audiophile bullshit running Android anyways or actually unusably cheap
  2. In (((amerimuttland))) niggers are starting to (((require a smartphone))) to get shit done
 
I recently (((((broke))))) my piece of shit that I got to replace the other piece of shit so I could have mobile data while not at home (Shocker!)
get a phone case, thats what i did
however, my dad when he got his iphone some time earlier and before the new phone case arrived (citing that iphones 'just work' out of the box and are somehow more seamless in app design), he ended up breaking it within a few days of getting it because it had a glass backing, slid out of his hand like a greased-up pig, and then it broke because it was made of glass because of course it was. the people working at the phone company must truly be geniuses engineering for longevity, but shit like this makes me suspect that phone companies are making phones intentionally (or maybe as a consequence of the hysteria for thinner and thinner phones) brittle and hard to repair so you have to buy another one earlier. so they make more money, of course.
The new phone I got (Jewgle Pixel 9 for 400 dollars that unlocks after 2 months) doesn't HAVE A GOOD FUCKING MUSIC APP UNLIKE THE SHITSUNG
i had this issue on mine (the stock music app was complete shit and would pause after 10 minutes if the screen was locked, completely useless) so i found an alternate one. look into open source solutions for phone music apps, i chose on musicolet because the open source ones didn't work that well on my machine, sadly developed by a pajeet and not open source but at least its privacy respecting software. just accept that any new phone is going to have a fuckton of bloatware, especially now so i've heard manufacturers are baking in advertisements to the stock file browsers and camera apps[doctos]
Why are they like this? The devices today are half as practical as the fucking 5 year old ones.
whats stopping you from buying an old-ass phone, then? personally once my cheapass $180 phone eventually dies, i might look into either getting another cheapass phone (i only need the phone to take photos and use a web browser, anyway) or i might look into those "rugged" phones marketed at people in manufacturing that can supposedly survive being run over by a tractor and have a bunch of dumbass techy shit i'd probably never use like ir blaster and thermal camera
 
get a phone case, thats what i did
however, my dad when he got his iphone some time earlier and before the new phone case arrived (citing that iphones 'just work' out of the box and are somehow more seamless in app design), he ended up breaking it within a few days of getting it because it had a glass backing, slid out of his hand like a greased-up pig, and then it broke because it was made of glass because of course it was. the people working at the phone company must truly be geniuses engineering for longevity, but shit like this makes me suspect that phone companies are making phones intentionally (or maybe as a consequence of the hysteria for thinner and thinner phones) brittle and hard to repair so you have to buy another one earlier. so they make more money, of course.

i had this issue on mine (the stock music app was complete shit and would pause after 10 minutes if the screen was locked, completely useless) so i found an alternate one. look into open source solutions for phone music apps, i chose on musicolet because the open source ones didn't work that well on my machine, sadly developed by a pajeet and not open source but at least its privacy respecting software. just accept that any new phone is going to have a fuckton of bloatware, especially now so i've heard manufacturers are baking in advertisements to the stock file browsers and camera apps[doctos]

whats stopping you from buying an old-ass phone, then? personally once my cheapass $180 phone eventually dies, i might look into either getting another cheapass phone (i only need the phone to take photos and use a web browser, anyway) or i might look into those "rugged" phones marketed at people in manufacturing that can supposedly survive being run over by a tractor and have a bunch of dumbass techy shit i'd probably never use like ir blaster and thermal camera
whats stopping you from buying an old-ass phone, then?
Battery degradation. I love the note9 to death but this battery degradation shit means it's over, that and apps are starting to drop Android Q
get a phone case, thats what i did
Doesn't help when damage tends to be collisions with other hardware (Office work, connecting to laptop etc) or unlucky hits to the glass that penetrate screen protectors cause FML
the stock music app was complete shit and would pause after 10 minutes if the screen was locked, completely useless
The issue is apparently stock android/pixel experience literally doesn't have a music player, fail
citing that iphones 'just work' out of the box and are somehow more seamless in app design
Falsenvke, OneUI is still the best at that but Samsung hardware is now priced like antimatter and so is the ROM situation
 
not reading this niggerbabble i bet you niggas cant even unlock your bootloader without having a clitty tsunami
Not on these brimstone modernshit devices, no. Part of the reason I even got the pixel is that everyone else has no custom support and fuck that
 
Battery degradation. I love the note9 to death but this battery degradation shit means it's over, that and apps are starting to drop Android Q
The Note 9 was such a good phone, I love how in their marketing they kept toting how the Note 9 could take like 1TB MicroSD cards only for them to not even offer MicroSD on their latest phones, such a shame

It doesn't have a fucking headphone jack
Soyny used to offer headphones jacks on their phones, they still do it’s just that they completely gave up on selling their phones in America so unless you’re fine with a year old device good luck using one lol
 
samsung and google phones both run android doe. also i recommended using vlc. also you could just get usb eadbuds which i use on my ipad and laptop
also i've had my iphone 13 for 3 years, never had a problem and the battery is at 90 percent
Android is confusing in that OEMs can ship different Android ROMs with different themes that even have different features. It's like Linux DEs or something
 
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