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Feeding birds is 102703630227017% better than feeding cats

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1844 or Something said:
I have a kid's butterfly net that I use to catch grasshoppers for them in the spring. They're HUGE and all over the yard, and the chickens have to actually chase it when I throw it to them. They love it.
Oh, and we have these invasive beetles, so I throw their larvae to the birds whenever I find those bastards.
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What about termites? Whenever I got hands on some wood or cardboard infested with these fuckers, I would bring some of them for cleansing
Whenever I see them I thank nature for making dinosaurs so small, chickens are something else
 
1844 or Something said:
Are they fat as fuck and practically flightless over in Israel, too?
I'm pretty sure our pigeons got fat off of city garbage and practically devolved because of it. You can pretty much just grab them off the street they don't care
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In my city they can pretty much fly
But there are some street and squares in my city where there is hundreds of pigeons at any given moment because old russians feed them
 
Jew said:
chicago is either a great or an absolutly horrible place depending where you live I guess
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I never lived there, but I'd go there to walk around. It's crazy how you can go from a place that looks like a nice lively city with lights and theaters and people in suits, to a literal crack-hood within a 10 minute walk.
Also I saw a hooker once
 
In the whole Tel aviv-centeral israel metro literlly can not afford low income neighborhoods because the property there has so much high demand. Like 80% of Poverty neighborhoods in The tel aviv metro and the surrounding area has been turned into a regular one because people will pay millions of shekels for an apartment there
 
1844 or Something said:
I never lived there, but I'd go there to walk around. It's crazy how you can go from a place that looks like a nice lively city with lights and theaters and people in suits, to a literal crack-hood within a 10 minute walk.
Also I saw a hooker once
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Btw Tel aviv is like that but even smaller
One moment you are in an expensive neighborhood (Heart of Tel aviv)
And than you are in a shitty neighborhood filled with sudanese immigrants (Nave Shaanan)
 
Jew said:
In the whole Tel aviv-centeral israel metro literlly can not afford low income neighborhoods because the property there has so much high demand. Like 80% of Poverty neighborhoods in The tel aviv metro and the surrounding area has been turned into a regular one because people will pay millions of shekels for an apartment there
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If you are jewish aren't you literally under attack from ham ass missiles or something like its a new holoburger or whatever I read inbetween my 5 school mandated mcdonalds sponsored lunchbreaks?

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Also you should find israeli soyjak for us and make him do a dance for the sharty
 
1844 or Something said:
Are they fat as fuck and practically flightless over in Israel, too?
I'm pretty sure our pigeons got fat off of city garbage and practically devolved because of it. You can pretty much just grab them off the street they don't care
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Why would you do that? Those things are filthy
 

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