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Feeding birds is 102703630227017% better than feeding cats

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Hear me out. Cats are annoying little faggots who will only want your food. They will meow next to your restruant seat and will not stop meowing you until you give them half of your meal and like they cant fucking hunt. And everyone does it because xhey are hecking cute or something. Birds on the other end, are less annoying. Yes, some will literlly try to steal your meal, but its way easier to prevent. Also when your throw some piece of food into the ground literlly every bird from a 200 hundred meter radius will come to fight over it and it can be even a couple of species. Its actually fun to look at. They are 1000% more intresting than cats and thats a fact. Also they will live you alone most times. Also they are smartee than cats
 
Hear me out. Cats are annoying little faggots who will only want your food. They will meow next to your restruant seat and will not stop meowing you until you give them half of your meal and like they cant fucking hunt. And everyone does it because xhey are hecking cute or something. Birds on the other end, are less annoying. Yes, some will literlly try to steal your meal, but its way easier to prevent. Also when your throw some piece of food into the ground literlly every bird from a 200 hundred meter radius will come to fight over it and it can be even a couple of species. Its actually fun to look at. They are 1000% more intresting than cats and thats a fact. Also they will live you alone most times. Also they are smartee than cats
depends on the birds, magpies and red ones are really smart
 
Hear me out. Cats are annoying little faggots who will only want your food. They will meow next to your restruant seat and will not stop meowing you until you give them half of your meal and like they cant fucking hunt. And everyone does it because xhey are hecking cute or something. Birds on the other end, are less annoying. Yes, some will literlly try to steal your meal, but its way easier to prevent. Also when your throw some piece of food into the ground literlly every bird from a 200 hundred meter radius will come to fight over it and it can be even a couple of species. Its actually fun to look at. They are 1000% more intresting than cats and thats a fact. Also they will live you alone most times. Also they are smartee than cats
source?
 
I live in Israel so in my city there are
Pigeons
Crows
Sparrows
myna which is an invasive specie
And parrots for some reason (also invasive)
 
Hear me out. Cats are annoying little faggots who will only want your food. They will meow next to your restruant seat and will not stop meowing you until you give them half of your meal and like they cant fucking hunt. And everyone does it because xhey are hecking cute or something. Birds on the other end, are less annoying. Yes, some will literlly try to steal your meal, but its way easier to prevent. Also when your throw some piece of food into the ground literlly every bird from a 200 hundred meter radius will come to fight over it and it can be even a couple of species. Its actually fun to look at. They are 1000% more intresting than cats and thats a fact. Also they will live you alone most times. Also they are smartee than cats
budgies won
 
I LOVE feeding birds. When it isn't 3°F with 20mph wind outside, I like to scatter food around my chicken run and just watch them go
When I was a child I loved picking up big roaches and throwing them at the chickens my grandma had on her farm, they're really frenetic when they see insects
 
When I was a child I loved picking up big roaches and throwing them at the chickens my grandma had on her farm, they're really frenetic when they see insects
I have a kid's butterfly net that I use to catch grasshoppers for them in the spring. They're HUGE and all over the yard, and the chickens have to actually chase it when I throw it to them. They love it.
Oh, and we have these invasive beetles, so I throw their larvae to the birds whenever I find those bastards.
 
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