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ever since ugc got added, roblox became EPI niggerhell. Roblox jannies allow borderline sex games and BBC grooming rings. I have funny memories of beheading roblox sluts with a katana using exploits in condos doe.
not my video but it was sorta like this
>but.. but ugc is good because you get le hecking good items too!!
 
Neighborhood War Remake is pretty cool. It's also a FPS with colored teams like TF2 but I think the similarities between the two end there. The developers seem somewhat chuddy too. e.g. sam hyde and postal references (gemmy game, trannies will never take it from me.)
Other games I'd like to list:
  • A Typical Neighborhood, GTA but RETRO ROBLOX! You go around, steal cars, get money, get guns, kill homeless people, and do whatever. Enjoyable with friends. You could draw parallels between it and Da Hood but there are far less niggers in this game.
  • Deadline, FPS game with VERY customizable guns. It's a more complex Phantom Forces and I think it's a tactial shooter o algo. It's quite hardware demanding and barely works on my old ass computer. There's also a public testing place.
  • MGDWare/RBLXWare, both are WarioWare but on Roblox. MGDWare is faithful to the original 2D style. RBLXWare is multiplayer. Both are really fun in my opinion. >le old nintendo gaaaame :O
  • MMC Zombies Project/Michael's Zombies, both of these games are basically COD Zombies but on Roblox. Michael's Zombies is the more modern version of MMC Zombies Project. Both still enjoyable.
  • Isle, a survival game where you get stranded on an island with other people and have to explore for items, guns, and a way to escape the island. You can work with your fellow robloxians or Patrick Crusius that bitch and be the last one standing. There's also le hidden lore if you enjoy that type of stuff.
  • Camping, a short horror game where what you do is in the title. There are a handful of sequels and they're all pretty enjoyable. If you played Roblox during 2018-2019 you would've more than likely played this at least once. SOVLFVL classic. (ev&oe it was made in 2018)
  • ENTRENCHED, a World War 1 shooter game that requires team coordination. It has plenty of classes to choose from, I personally like Rifleman. Rounds are quite lengthy so you could kill plenty of time playing ENTRENCHED. Go and restore the glorious Austro-Hungarian Empire.
  • Multicrew Tank Combat 4, a tank game with vehicles of war from multiple eras. You can be on the ground as infantry/an engineer or on a tank as a crewman. Infantry is really fun in my opinion because you can rape tanks with RPGs or C-4s and because I don't have the patience to drive a tank. There's also a testing place. Warning to any antiweebGODS, this game has plenty of tranime/touhou references. I do have a gemmy game for you though...
  • Syrian Shenanigans (Closed as of writing, but there's a backup game open), a more simpler version of the last game but more focused on modern warfare in the Middle East and less on tanks and with less brimmy developers. You can use C-4s, technicals, old soviet firearms, and all the other wonderful sandnigger weaponry. The game is somewhat dead now so I'd recommend playing with a large number of friends. There's a remaster planned soon so look out for that.
Hopefully you find something you enjoy.
 
>deadline even doe the creator is a massive furfag
im getting ANGRY!.gif

WHY DO RETARDED FURRIES RUIN EVERYTHING I ENJOY
 
oh wow the TOTALLY NOT CORPORATE REBRANDED BLOXY AWARDS CALLED THE INNOVATION AWARDS are going to start in the near future
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>favorite
yeah right
<INSERT SCREENSHOTS OF THE VOTING PLACE AND COMMENTARY THAT'S NOT HERE BECAUSE MY IMAGE UPLOADING SITE IS SHITTING THE BED RIGHT NOW>
anyways to no one's surprise, the options fpr stuff in assorted categories are all the usual shit you'd find in bloxy candidates
>blatant cashgrab games
>paid access games which 99% of roblox can't vote on because the 'blox economy sucks (not helped by the soyjak.party free robux method not working anymore)
>stuff that's so derivative it's not even funny (INNOVATION AWARDS MY ASS)
>stuff that's just using blatantly copyrighted shit because the hook nosed roblox front page devs can get away with it
>cashgrab crap made/turned into soulless cashgrabs by sovlless cashgrabbing corporations (FUCK (((VOLDEX))))
>games that are locked to age verified accounts (such as On Tap which is 17+) which the majority of ROBLOX players can't play either due to being too young or not wanting to give their full personal info to strangers
>games that get to be in multiple categories for award whoring (The Strongest Battlegrounds, Guts & Blackpowder,
>"games" that are literally just childhood gambling (like Sol's RNG which doesn't even have anything needed to be considered a game, even fucking idle games have more mechanics)
>GAMES THAT ARE LITERAL FUCKING CORPORATE ADS GETTING THEIR OWN CATEGORY
>ONE FUCKING STUDIO/COMPANY CLAIMING 75% OF AN ENTIRE CATEGORY (THE WORST OFFENDER IS BEST RACING WITH 75% (((VOLDEX)))SHIT) AND AT LEAST ONE OTHER CATEGORY BEING 50% CLAIMED BY ANOTHER STUDIO/COMPANY (PROBABLY (((VOLDEX)))

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also some shit's in totally wrong categories
>a dusty trip in "Best Strategy" category despite being a driving game
>The Strongest Battlegrounds in "Best Strategy" category despite being a fighting game
>Guts & Blackpowder in "Best Fighting" despite being a shooter game (which it's already in the category for)
>FUCKING (((VOLDEX))) in "Best Studio" category even though they don't fucking make games, they just buy them from retarded developers at lowball prices before flooding them with microtransactions and making the games way harder to drive people towards buying microtransactions (an example is Dungeon Quest, which has the third dungeon being near impossible without an extremely overleveled carry because the previous dungeon's best gear has become total dogshit since it was reworked after (((Voldex))) bought out the game, fuck it, I'll make a post on the conspiracy behind Voldex if anyone gives a shit)

also gotta fucking love when the displays for things don't even work
IFkAZ9.png

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also
A wild gooner appeared!
Because why wear something even remotely appropriate for a goddamn childrens' lego game when you can wear sexualized autogynephiliac gooner shit?
91enqa.png

Don't show this to the jarty as they're gonna goon to it even doe it's a valid 40 year old pedophile behind the screen
 
oh wow the TOTALLY NOT CORPORATE REBRANDED BLOXY AWARDS CALLED THE INNOVATION AWARDS are going to start in the near future
2AUqyh.png

>favorite
yeah right
<INSERT SCREENSHOTS OF THE VOTING PLACE AND COMMENTARY THAT'S NOT HERE BECAUSE MY IMAGE UPLOADING SITE IS SHITTING THE BED RIGHT NOW>
anyways to no one's surprise, the options fpr stuff in assorted categories are all the usual shit you'd find in bloxy candidates
>blatant cashgrab games
>paid access games which 99% of roblox can't vote on because the 'blox economy sucks (not helped by the soyjak.party free robux method not working anymore)
>stuff that's so derivative it's not even funny (INNOVATION AWARDS MY ASS)
>stuff that's just using blatantly copyrighted shit because the hook nosed roblox front page devs can get away with it
>cashgrab crap made/turned into soulless cashgrabs by sovlless cashgrabbing corporations (FUCK (((VOLDEX))))
>games that are locked to age verified accounts (such as On Tap which is 17+) which the majority of ROBLOX players can't play either due to being too young or not wanting to give their full personal info to strangers
>games that get to be in multiple categories for award whoring (The Strongest Battlegrounds, Guts & Blackpowder,
>"games" that are literally just childhood gambling (like Sol's RNG which doesn't even have anything needed to be considered a game, even fucking idle games have more mechanics)
>GAMES THAT ARE LITERAL FUCKING CORPORATE ADS GETTING THEIR OWN CATEGORY
>ONE FUCKING STUDIO/COMPANY CLAIMING 75% OF AN ENTIRE CATEGORY (THE WORST OFFENDER IS BEST RACING WITH 75% (((VOLDEX)))SHIT) AND AT LEAST ONE OTHER CATEGORY BEING 50% CLAIMED BY ANOTHER STUDIO/COMPANY (PROBABLY (((VOLDEX)))

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also some shit's in totally wrong categories
>a dusty trip in "Best Strategy" category despite being a driving game
>The Strongest Battlegrounds in "Best Strategy" category despite being a fighting game
>Guts & Blackpowder in "Best Fighting" despite being a shooter game (which it's already in the category for)
>FUCKING (((VOLDEX))) in "Best Studio" category even though they don't fucking make games, they just buy them from retarded developers at lowball prices before flooding them with microtransactions and making the games way harder to drive people towards buying microtransactions (an example is Dungeon Quest, which has the third dungeon being near impossible without an extremely overleveled carry because the previous dungeon's best gear has become total dogshit since it was reworked after (((Voldex))) bought out the game, fuck it, I'll make a post on the conspiracy behind Voldex if anyone gives a shit)


also gotta fucking love when the displays for things don't even work
IFkAZ9.png

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also
A wild gooner appeared!
Because why wear something even remotely appropriate for a goddamn childrens' lego game when you can wear sexualized autogynephiliac gooner shit?
91enqa.png

Don't show this to the jarty as they're gonna goon to it even doe it's a valid 40 year old pedophile behind the screen
more like the goyslop awards
 
oh wow the TOTALLY NOT CORPORATE REBRANDED BLOXY AWARDS CALLED THE INNOVATION AWARDS are going to start in the near future
2AUqyh.png

>favorite
yeah right
<INSERT SCREENSHOTS OF THE VOTING PLACE AND COMMENTARY THAT'S NOT HERE BECAUSE MY IMAGE UPLOADING SITE IS SHITTING THE BED RIGHT NOW>
anyways to no one's surprise, the options fpr stuff in assorted categories are all the usual shit you'd find in bloxy candidates
>blatant cashgrab games
>paid access games which 99% of roblox can't vote on because the 'blox economy sucks (not helped by the soyjak.party free robux method not working anymore)
>stuff that's so derivative it's not even funny (INNOVATION AWARDS MY ASS)
>stuff that's just using blatantly copyrighted shit because the hook nosed roblox front page devs can get away with it
>cashgrab crap made/turned into soulless cashgrabs by sovlless cashgrabbing corporations (FUCK (((VOLDEX))))
>games that are locked to age verified accounts (such as On Tap which is 17+) which the majority of ROBLOX players can't play either due to being too young or not wanting to give their full personal info to strangers
>games that get to be in multiple categories for award whoring (The Strongest Battlegrounds, Guts & Blackpowder,
>"games" that are literally just childhood gambling (like Sol's RNG which doesn't even have anything needed to be considered a game, even fucking idle games have more mechanics)
>GAMES THAT ARE LITERAL FUCKING CORPORATE ADS GETTING THEIR OWN CATEGORY
>ONE FUCKING STUDIO/COMPANY CLAIMING 75% OF AN ENTIRE CATEGORY (THE WORST OFFENDER IS BEST RACING WITH 75% (((VOLDEX)))SHIT) AND AT LEAST ONE OTHER CATEGORY BEING 50% CLAIMED BY ANOTHER STUDIO/COMPANY (PROBABLY (((VOLDEX)))

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also some shit's in totally wrong categories
>a dusty trip in "Best Strategy" category despite being a driving game
>The Strongest Battlegrounds in "Best Strategy" category despite being a fighting game
>Guts & Blackpowder in "Best Fighting" despite being a shooter game (which it's already in the category for)
>FUCKING (((VOLDEX))) in "Best Studio" category even though they don't fucking make games, they just buy them from retarded developers at lowball prices before flooding them with microtransactions and making the games way harder to drive people towards buying microtransactions (an example is Dungeon Quest, which has the third dungeon being near impossible without an extremely overleveled carry because the previous dungeon's best gear has become total dogshit since it was reworked after (((Voldex))) bought out the game, fuck it, I'll make a post on the conspiracy behind Voldex if anyone gives a shit)


also gotta fucking love when the displays for things don't even work
IFkAZ9.png

<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
also
A wild gooner appeared!
Because why wear something even remotely appropriate for a goddamn childrens' lego game when you can wear sexualized autogynephiliac gooner shit?
91enqa.png

Don't show this to the jarty as they're gonna goon to it even doe it's a valid 40 year old pedophile behind the screen
caring this much abt roblox is giving autism
 
more like the goyslop awards
to be fair, all the absolute garbage in the "innovation" awards is rather representative of the roblox community
it's basically all derivative garbage ripping several things off at once
only ones that have at least some originality are doors, guts & blackpowder, hellmet, and flood escape 2
the rest are either straight up generic rehashes of a genre that don't even try to do anything unique or straight up ripoffs of other games
 
roblox is dead
long live client revivals like novetus which archived all the old clients so you can just visit old maps and shit, play the game how it was intended.
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