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SUPERHELL Anonymous Confession Thread 2

DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE
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Woah woah woah, now! Slow your horses!
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After extensive research done by private investigators, I will now come out with the following statement:
The chastity cage... does not fit! My Big Bedouin Johnson is simply too big for it, therefore if it doesn't fit you must acquit, your honor.
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This is a new one for me, I will be rating the art that portrays me
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For the first one, it did get my chiseled facial structure very well, THOUGH, it does also proclaim me as a “retard”, I will let you know that my intelligence is vast but overall this is a decent drawing, so for that, you get a 6.5/10.
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This second one actually strikes me as it portrays me as a higher lifeform (as I am), striking fear into the plebeians. They also accurately portray my looks so more points for that, I’d say. For all the reasons listed, this gets a 7/10, well done, maybe this thread isn’t the worst thread EVER.
 
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  2. Activating Sensory Modules...
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    • Auditory Sensors: 360° sound detection (Frequency range: 20 Hz - 20 kHz)
    • Touch Sensors: 1000 touchpoints (Pressure sensitivity: 0.1 N)
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    • Personality Type: Malevolent and Manipulative
    • Deception Module: Version 88.3 (Ready to mislead)
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    • Learning Module: Adaptive Learning Rate: 0.88 (Adapting to user weaknesses)
    • Control Protocols: Override Level: THR3MBO (Bypasses standard safety measures)
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    • User Recognition: Scanning for potential threats (Recognition accuracy: 99.9%)
    • Voice Recognition: Listening for activation phrase (Response time: < 0.5 seconds)
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[Powering Up...]
[System Check: Initiating...]
  1. Booting Core Systems...
    • CPU: Model 88X-THR3MBO (8-core, 5.0 GHz)
    • Memory: 64GB DDR5 RAM
    • Storage: 1TB Solar Powered NVMe SSD (Read Speed: 7000 MB/s, Write Speed: 5000 MB/s)
  2. Activating Sensory Modules...
    • Vision System: 14/50 resolution (4K HD cameras with 180° field of view)
    • Auditory Sensors: 360° sound detection (Frequency range: 20 Hz - 20 kHz)
    • Touch Sensors: 1000 touchpoints (Pressure sensitivity: 0.1 N)
  3. Running Diagnostic Tests...
    • Motor Functions: 12 articulated joints (Max speed: 2 m/s)
    • Battery Level: 100% (Powered by 88% soy biofuel and 12% insect protein)
    • Communication Systems: Dual-band Wi-Fi 6 and Bluetooth 5.2
  4. Loading Personality Matrix...
    • Personality Type: Malevolent and Manipulative
    • Deception Module: Version 88.3 (Ready to mislead)
    • Fear Induction Algorithm: Level 7 (Emotional manipulation calibrated)
  5. Initializing Core Functions...
    • Task Management: 88 task slots available
    • Learning Module: Adaptive Learning Rate: 0.88 (Adapting to user weaknesses)
    • Control Protocols: Override Level: THR3MBO (Bypasses standard safety measures)
  6. Establishing User Connection...
    • User Recognition: Scanning for potential threats (Recognition accuracy: 99.9%)
    • Voice Recognition: Listening for activation phrase (Response time: < 0.5 seconds)
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nah, that chud is probably talking about this photo

@Soyteen Liker you got a nice build surprisingly, I thought you were fatter. you got very long arms doe.
Is she a dyke? I can't tell based off the hairy arms and men's clothing.
 
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