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ThremboSchlog

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>Be me
>be 12 years old in 2018
>Find out about 4cuck
>Go on 4cuck
>Find out about 8Coon in 2019
>Go on 8Coon in 2019
>I witness EVERY SINGLE mass shooter thread
>Leave 8Coon after
(((Cloudflare))) drops it and go back to 4cuck
>Stay on boards I "like" such as /pol/, /int/, /s4s/, /flash/, /v/, /tv/, and /r9k/
>Stay on mainly 4cuck for a few years, evdoe I did use other imgboard sites
>Find out about sharty because I see a bunch of people raiding /pol/ in late 2023.
>Search up "Sharty" on Jewtube
>Find out about SPVA
>Lurk a bit on the Sharty
>Start posting in 2024
>Hey this site is cool!
>The 'booru is also cool!
>Start using them
>End up on the Schlog in 2025 after being on the soysphere a lot

How did (YOU) end up here?
 
I can believe that, even if you're joking. I like Myspace, I like the fact that it was the most "musical" social media out of the bunch.

I only started using 4cuck within the last two-three years so I wasn't there for the /qa/ days unfortunately. I found out about the Sharty through the funny aussie man making videos attempting to decrypt nu-male woahjacks for normies, however I didn't actually use the Sharty until I discovered a site called Allchans.org and thought the site was great from day one because 4cuck almost immediately stopped being funny and became painfully, deathfully redundant, all the while the Sharty had an edge to it, felt fresh and was actually funny. I'm also here just because I hate mainstream social media, I have problems with connecting with people online now.

Unrelated, but R.I.P Omegle and ChatRoulette
 
do you have stockholm syndrome or some shit
I didn't really know I was trans back then. I felt dysphoria but couldn't really place my feelings anywhere. After I hopped on the tranny obsession train I eventually figured it out, but it took some time. But I 100% came out to myself only this year.
 
I didn't really know I was trans back then. I felt dysphoria but couldn't really place my feelings anywhere. After I hopped on the tranny obsession train I eventually figured it out, but it took some time. But I 100% came out to myself only this year.
please kill yourself
 
I discovered the sharty through the booru back in 2022 because it was discovered that an EDF (Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums) user was uploading 6 soyjaks per day during a foreign invasion of his country (He was Ukrainian, I'm sure some of you know YaroslavTV) but I'm not an imageboard guy, much prefer forums so all I did was look at the catalog a few times through the years and used the booru for 'jaks. I later found this site for the first time because infamous namefag feralteen decided to register an account on EDF sometime in early 2024 and used the site for a few months and just to understand what the hell he was saying I had to learn soyspeak and learn about the 'sphere and he even linked to this site once (however I just ignored it at the time). Later some time in June I found an X post about a MegaMan fangame called MegaChud and it was someone reposting a video from this site and he linked to the Shlog in the replies of his Xeet so I registered to ask how much the game was gonna cost in its thread.
 
its been a while. found 4cuck xerself in ~2018 off the 'tube, damn near got groomed by the lolipedokiketroons and gooners on /b/ because i was like ~11 at the time and my "kid that found 4cuck from internet historian" logic at the time was "well surely i need to fit in with the epic kino pool-closing hackers from 4cuck if i want to be based?" and i kind of agreed with the "old 4cuck le good" sentiment because i wanted the funnies and raids back and felt somehow wistful because i was born 2 decades too late for old 4cuck hijinks. (with wisdom i learn that old 4cuck was literally just made because moot couldn't goon to 'p on the sites of his time, and that the raids weren't all that frequent actually).
to this day i feel filthy that i was manipulated so terribly like that by pornposter bots, and im still under the impression that 4cuck natives deserve life as a petukh in siberian prison, because the death sentence is too nice.

2018-2020 every single altcuck site i knew about was either a dead nigger or a dead circlejerk i didn't have the exact brand of nostalgia to participate in. that period was a terrible year for altchans. ended up finding about 4cuck's /qa/ in ~2021, i literally CANNOT remember how i found out about /qa/ other than i was also a consumeproduct.win native at the time (and the best i can remember is that one made fun of soyboy 4th industrial revolution types and that i ALSO don't remember how i found out, years later that one feels like a shell of itself and i don't recommend)... if i had to guess i read somewhere about hidden boards

but as we all know, jannies murdered our /qa/ and never unlocked it. i was hesitant to move to the sharty because i remembed altcucks as all being dead circlejerks, but i moved because i had nowhere else to go and at the time i was just planning to hang out until /qa/ reopened after janny stops leaking... right? i never went back. too much coal on 4cuck, too much rulecucking, i don't like the feeling that the janny is hovering over me and will ban me and destroy everything i worked for over the slightest nothing. but hey i ended up learning creative skills, hell had i born 2 decades earlier i probably wouldve ended up on newgrounds and would now be in someone's self-masturbatory nostalgia compilation
been 'jakkin ever since, but i've been more often posting on the schlog because sharty/soy/ has too much bait on the log, too hard to have serious discussions.
 
>2020 covid
>start using 4chan again because I had nothing better to do
>all the boards are shit
>discover /qa/, find it fun with all the shitposting factions mixing together.
>witness the first soot post announcing the beginning soyjak.party.
>lurk there for a bit and post but soon leave because the site is a dead nigger.
>1 year later
>tranny jannies shut down /qa/
>kuz (this was when he was just a odd namefag) goes to the boards that kway posters migrated to and recommends them to take refuge in the sharty
>I was one of them.
 
I got banned from Sosach (2ch), or rather europe (the continent) got rangebanned on there, so I had to post on 4chan, eventually I found the shardee
 
lurking booru after finding it from a link a faggot had on his twitter account when i was arguing with him in liek 2021
 
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