tell crazy stories

[Retarded_FAG]

tell your crazy stories

 

[1844 or Something]

One time I was chilling in bed around 9pm and I heard a gunshot from my neighbors house. Me and my little brother hid for a while, and we saw flashlights sweeping our yard, so we called the cops.
The police said they'd send people, but they didn't bother to stay on the phone. If they did, they'd probably have realized that there were already two cops in the area, and that they had just shot my neighbors dog and then started walking through my yard.
It took them about 20 minutes to finally knock and let us know that there wasn't a home-invasion/murder, and that there weren't criminals poking around my yard.

I guess I don't know how police work, but I feel like that should have been cleared up with a minute-long conversation between the dispatcher and the officers.
I mean, it's just retarded. what if I was a grown-up with a gun and I decided to defend myself against, what I believed to be, an armed murderer walking around my front yard? I mean at least go turn on your sirens or something so I know the police are near. Idk, it seems like a major fuck up on their part.
Also it was a big dog who came across as aggressive, so I do kind of understand why a cop might have shot it in the moment. I don't know what happened so I don't really hold it against them I guess

 

[Iberius]

i was poop
then big chungus...

 

[greg]

I woke up in Equestria

 

[UendeligKamp]

one time around midnight when i was preparing to fall asleep i was in bed normale listening to audiobook and then i hear someone enter my apartment im ill so sometimes ppl will show up unnanounced to come with food clean or check up on me or whatever
i thought huh maybe my dad forgot something here or smth so i didnt think anything of it
but then this stranger enters my bedroom and it takes me a few seconds to grasp the situation, that there is a stranger in my bedroom looking at me saying something then i take off my headphones and im like who are you? and whatever he is saying is completely intelligeble so then im like ok go wait in the living room while i get dressed and he proceeds to do that
i get dressed go to living room to figure out the situation
after engaging the stranger i find out he is fucked on amphetamines alcohol and some sort of benzo i couldnt understand which one hard to deduce from his slurred speech
his 'friend' who he was with had just dropped him off here and pointed at a house instructing him to go there
druggie had no phone on him but he did have his card on him so i called taxi for him and he left to go home for the night
thats it

 

[1844 or Something]

My first time being intimate with a woman was cut short because my mother called me to inform that my brother had tried to overdose himself

 

[Stockstall]

Drug addict stalked me buy himself more cocaine. He also thought cocaine costs only 3$

 

[1844 or Something]

My brother broke up with his GF and she went completely insane. A couple days later she drove to our neighborhood and intentionally crashed into a telephone pole down the street.

 

[Retarded_FAG]

My brother broke up with his GF and she went completely insane. A couple days later she drove to our neighborhood and intentionally crashed into a telephone pole down the street.

why did your brother break up with his girlfriend?