Chapter One
Chapter Two
Sorry if this chapter has too much dialogue. I didn't know what else to write. I hope it's fun nonetheless. I will keep adding schlog users when the time comes.
"What the fuck is the schlog show?" asked Gig, "Where I'm from, you're from a show called Spongebob Squarepants."
"I'm the main character?!" asked Spongebob, excitedly.
"That's not fair! It should have been called the Patrick Star show.
"If you were in the schlog show, people would laugh at you for being a selfish little F word. All of their catchphrases are so gemmy!" said Spongebob, giggling.
"It's actually selfish little fuck," said Gig, "Are you allowed to say that?"
"Well, I tried to once and I glitched out," said Spongebob, "I think if we were in a show, it'd be for kids."
"Glitching out sounds fun! I want to try it! FUCK!" he said.
When he said that, Patrick's body and the space nearby him turned into a glitch texture. It lasted a few seconds. His voice also glitched.
"That felt weird. It was like touching my belly button but in a bad way," said Patrick.
"I've been on some strange investigations before," said Twilight, "but this takes the cake. My working theory is that magic is involved somehow. I think we're meant to learn a lesson."
"Magic... I never believed in that until I saw your doohickey glow and trap Gig in a bubble," said Sandy.
"It's called my unicorn horn," said Twilight, "Can I ask how you, Spongebob, and Patrick got here?"
"I pressed a button and Sandy's stupid robot said something stupid. Then we woke up here. I miss Squidward," said Patrick.
"My 'stupid' robot was going to let everyone in Bikini Bottom live forever. Everyone who wanted to, at least," said Sandy.
"Immortality? Princess ponies actually live forever with magic," said Twilight, "I don't think there's any spell to turn you guys into a pony. And princess ponies have a lot of responsibility."
"We now know that the multiverse theory is real. This means that we might be able to make *everyone* immortal!" said Sandy.
"Who cares if you die? Trying to cheat death will probably backfire and send you to hell," said Gig.
"What does hell mean?" said Spongebob, who glitched for a brief second.
"Well it's basically Davey Jone's locker," said Gig, "A place nobody wants to go to."
"Believing in a higher power is for unintelligent people. As a proud scientist, I do not stand for such lies. I will save everyone, just you see!" said Sandy.
"Sandy, this isn't the way to make friends. Why would you call a potential friend a liar?" asked Twilight, "He's only trying to look out for you."
"I ain't got time for this!" Sandy shouted, "Where is the most advanced library nearby? I want to study black holes and Spaghettification," she said.
"It's actually in my castle," said Twilight, giving her the location path, "There are others but they might be unsafe."
"Aw shucks, you're too kind," said Sandy, "Does anyone want to come?" she asked.
"I'd love to Sandy but I want to learn more about Twilight's friends!" said Spongebob.
"Libraries are for smart people. That means it's boring," said Patrick.
"I'm really sorry Sandy, but we don't have very many long-distance communication options here in Equestria. I would come, but as a princess of friendship, my primary interest is to solve friendship conflicts," said Twilight.
"I'm going alone, nothing like an independent squirrel," said Sandy.
"Have fun!" said Spongebob.
As soon as Sandy left, Squidward materialized out of thin air. He fell onto the floor. Everyone looked at him.
"It's Squidward!!" shouted both Spongebob and Patrick.
Chapter Two
Sorry if this chapter has too much dialogue. I didn't know what else to write. I hope it's fun nonetheless. I will keep adding schlog users when the time comes.
"What the fuck is the schlog show?" asked Gig, "Where I'm from, you're from a show called Spongebob Squarepants."
"I'm the main character?!" asked Spongebob, excitedly.
"That's not fair! It should have been called the Patrick Star show.
"If you were in the schlog show, people would laugh at you for being a selfish little F word. All of their catchphrases are so gemmy!" said Spongebob, giggling.
"It's actually selfish little fuck," said Gig, "Are you allowed to say that?"
"Well, I tried to once and I glitched out," said Spongebob, "I think if we were in a show, it'd be for kids."
"Glitching out sounds fun! I want to try it! FUCK!" he said.
When he said that, Patrick's body and the space nearby him turned into a glitch texture. It lasted a few seconds. His voice also glitched.
"That felt weird. It was like touching my belly button but in a bad way," said Patrick.
"I've been on some strange investigations before," said Twilight, "but this takes the cake. My working theory is that magic is involved somehow. I think we're meant to learn a lesson."
"Magic... I never believed in that until I saw your doohickey glow and trap Gig in a bubble," said Sandy.
"It's called my unicorn horn," said Twilight, "Can I ask how you, Spongebob, and Patrick got here?"
"I pressed a button and Sandy's stupid robot said something stupid. Then we woke up here. I miss Squidward," said Patrick.
"My 'stupid' robot was going to let everyone in Bikini Bottom live forever. Everyone who wanted to, at least," said Sandy.
"Immortality? Princess ponies actually live forever with magic," said Twilight, "I don't think there's any spell to turn you guys into a pony. And princess ponies have a lot of responsibility."
"We now know that the multiverse theory is real. This means that we might be able to make *everyone* immortal!" said Sandy.
"Who cares if you die? Trying to cheat death will probably backfire and send you to hell," said Gig.
"What does hell mean?" said Spongebob, who glitched for a brief second.
"Well it's basically Davey Jone's locker," said Gig, "A place nobody wants to go to."
"Believing in a higher power is for unintelligent people. As a proud scientist, I do not stand for such lies. I will save everyone, just you see!" said Sandy.
"Sandy, this isn't the way to make friends. Why would you call a potential friend a liar?" asked Twilight, "He's only trying to look out for you."
"I ain't got time for this!" Sandy shouted, "Where is the most advanced library nearby? I want to study black holes and Spaghettification," she said.
"It's actually in my castle," said Twilight, giving her the location path, "There are others but they might be unsafe."
"Aw shucks, you're too kind," said Sandy, "Does anyone want to come?" she asked.
"I'd love to Sandy but I want to learn more about Twilight's friends!" said Spongebob.
"Libraries are for smart people. That means it's boring," said Patrick.
"I'm really sorry Sandy, but we don't have very many long-distance communication options here in Equestria. I would come, but as a princess of friendship, my primary interest is to solve friendship conflicts," said Twilight.
"I'm going alone, nothing like an independent squirrel," said Sandy.
"Have fun!" said Spongebob.
As soon as Sandy left, Squidward materialized out of thin air. He fell onto the floor. Everyone looked at him.
"It's Squidward!!" shouted both Spongebob and Patrick.
