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All horsefuckers BTFO (MLP Theory)

*grabs another worm from the bait barrel*
Ooooooh, come on, come on!
NOOOOO stop baiting me!
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Ponies, griffons, dragons, and every other creature in MLP lack gentiles. Babies are made via love magic. Let me explain:
>Anytime in the show (2 in this case), ponies don't appear pregnant when having babies, especially for Mrs. Cake, who does not have any notable pregnant features before the episode Baby Cakes.
>This brings up the question: how are babies made then? Well, through the magic of love. Not that hard to explain, but when two ponies love each other very much, and the odds are in their favor, babies usually show up. Weather its through storks or they fall down from the sky idk you can pick
>Cadence became the princess of love because of how unpredictable love magic was, so she was put in charge in order to have an easier grasp on love.

Ask any questions about this and I will answer (in due time cause i gotta go to school)
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