What If a soyjak blog user married somebody

[Retarded_FAG]

What If a soyjak blog user married somebody

 

[Lettuce]

Maybe, but I don't think this summer we could, maybe in 2 years for Soycon 2027

how old r u guys

 

[basil]

i know who i would marry

 

[Lettuce]

i know who i would marry

who

 

[PepsiMan]

how old r u guys

16 and 18

 

[PepsiMan]

who

Yes I'd like to know too

 

[_account]

I will get married, I will invite the shlog and sharty to attend

DON'T DO THIS

 

[PepsiMan]

DON'T DO THIS

why not?

 

[sodack]

DON'T DO THIS

It’s gonna become a diddy party ahh wedding blud

 

[1844 or Something]

what if a soyjak blog user got their account deleted because they got caught in a drug trafficking scheme and got killed by police in a DEA raid

If this happened it would be like the end of breaking bad except with a computer using soyjak blog instead of a meth lab

 

[1844 or Something]

I will get married, I will invite the shlog and sharty to attend

I would behave, you can invite me.
I just like weddings.

 

[Stephen]

why not?

Because he hates to see other schloggers have fun, you should do it anyways

 

[Stockstall]

What if a shlewugh user got send to space without ANYTHING but a space-obsessed autist to spin around you?

 

[greg]

 

[1844 or Something]

What if a shlewugh user got send to space without ANYTHING but a space-obsessed autist to spin around you?

GEEEEEEG I'm imagining some nerd that takes 24 hours to orbit me rushing to spew spacefacts whenever he passes in front of me

 

[PepsiMan]

I would behave, you can invite me.
I just like weddings.

I think most people would behave, since it's real life and not an anonymous imageboard, the few that would be a nuisance I can just have removed, it's my wedding afterall

 

[PepsiMan]

What if a shlewugh user got send to space without ANYTHING but a space-obsessed autist to spin around you?

What if a schlog user was trapped in an underground testing facility with an obsessed chud trying to kill you with neurotoxin, running the place?

 

[basil]

i wouldn’t know who to marry, they would be male and over the age of 18 though.

 

[sodack]

i wouldn’t know who to marry, they would be male and over the age of 18 though.

Good thing you’re on the shlog so you have a whole site of male homosexuals to choose from

 

[basil]

Good thing you’re on the shlog so you have a whole site of male homosexuals to choose from

there’s a lot to choose from

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

shloggers are by default doomed to eternal loneliness