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SunniPQTRIQT said:
True, but it's all the better, since us underageARYANS get to spectate and laugh at the unlucky faggot who gets paired with Jimbo when it happens
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Sure, but I don't want us to facilitate homosexual relationships because that's what the Obama administration did a decade ago and I don't like Obama
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
Nobody likes Obama. Evil darkie broke into the White House and stole from people like most negros do
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>Some background, I've never had any kind of negative feelings towards Obama. In fact, I always kinda liked the guy.

>The problem started about three weeks ago. I had a dream involving Barack, I was working with him and Michelle on their upcoming Netflix show. We were looking over demographics and how they related to various geographical locations. Without even realizing it, I said "Yeah, nigger, we should do pretty well in [area near me]." He just looked at me and stormed out with Michelle behind him. I woke up and went into the bathroom to splash cold water in my face. I dismissed it. I don't have a racist bone in my body. This was just one of those dreams, right?

>A week and a half ago, I had a similar experience. This time I dreamed we were going wine-tasting together. I don't remember the lead-up but I ended up saying something to the effect of "The sommelier said we should be detecting earthy tones in this wine, but it's just not registering with me, nigger." This time, instead of storming out he replied, very sternly "Why did you feel that was an appropriate thing to say?" I began to stutter and explain it was an accident but I had once again woken up.

>The most recent incident was last night. I dreamed I was at a family barbecue with the Obamas, just his family and mine. He was manning the grill and I was speaking to Michelle while the children played with each other (I know Sasha and Malia are adults now but I still think of them as children). I said to Michelle very politely "excuse me for one moment" and marched right up to Barack and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to look at me and I just said the word and nothing else. I can write off this happening once or twice in my dreams but three separate events is too much.

>I don't know what to do. I don't want to do this. Every time it happens my work suffers the next day. I've started lying to my wife saying I've been having nightmares but I'm not sure she fully believes it. Lately, I've been worrying I might start saying it in my sleep and she could hear. I'm at my wits end and I want it to stop.
 
Watt said:
The straw page for the anonymous confession thread, the same thing. Just not the confession one, we'd make a new one. NOT for dating
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Okay see I would PM 2 random users but I’m on the PM blacklist so can someone PM 2 random users (separately) and talk to them by proxy? Like you quote the person and send it to the recipient etc
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
Okay see I would PM 2 random users but I’m on the PM blacklist so can someone PM 2 random users (separately) and talk to them by proxy? Like you quote the person and send it to the recipient etc
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Speaking of PMs I really hate bringing it up but does @baqqrih or any other staff member know if I could get them back any time soon? Would I have to appeal for that or nah
 

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