Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Oh and when I was 4 I was on the bus with my mom and I saw a black guy and I pointed to him and I asked why he was brown while directly locking eyes with him. He didn’t say anything but my mom was like “Don’t say that, that’s rude”

I still do this As an adult

 

[8doe]

The teacher was out so I kept trying to take his laptop to make his penguin say nigger

>hey give me your computer i wanna try something
<okay
<WAIT STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT
<NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU DO THATTTTTT

 

[baqqrih]

My grandmother and I once saw a group of veiled, Black Muslim women in an Oklahoma City Walmart when I was quite young, perhaps around five or six. For some reason, the women all stank greatly (since then I've never encountered a stinky Muslim before, and I do not know why these particular women stank so terribly, especially since wudu is such a significant aspect to Islamic living). Grandma and I, both flinching at the sheer power of the stench, quickly left the produce area. The thing was, as far as I'm aware, neither her, in her late sixties at the time, or I, in my half-a-decade of life at the time, had ever actually seen Muslims in-person prior to this encounter, so, as we scurried along to continue our grocery shopping, I asked her, "Why did those women stink so much?"
I've not a clue why she responded in the way that she did, but as soon as I asked this, she simply answered "They don't wipe. It's against their religion, I think." I still do not know where she got this idea from, but for the next few years of my life, until I was around twelve and began lightly researching Islam on the internet out of curiosity, I always thought that Muslims simply never wiped. I am still baffled as to how she came to that conclusion.

 

[Thrembolone]

>hey give me your computer i wanna try something
<okay
<WAIT STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT
<NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU DO THATTTTTT
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Sinophobic brimstone.

 

[USL]

I always thought that Muslims simply never wiped. I am still baffled as to how she came to that conclusion.

Because its trve.

 

[8doe]

My grandmother and I once saw a group of veiled, Black Muslim women in an Oklahoma City Walmart when I was quite young, perhaps around five or six. For some reason, the women all stank greatly (since then I've never encountered a stinky Muslim before, and I do not know why these particular women stank so terribly, especially since wudu is such a significant aspect to Islamic living). Grandma and I, both flinching at the sheer power of the stench, quickly left the produce area. The thing was, as far as I'm aware, neither her, in her late sixties at the time, or I, in my half-a-decade of life at the time, had ever actually seen Muslims in-person prior to this encounter, so, as we scurried along to continue our grocery shopping, I asked her, "Why did those women stink so much?"
I've not a clue why she responded in the way that she did, but as soon as I asked this, she simply answered "They don't wipe. It's against their religion, I think." I still do not know where she got this idea from, but for the next few years of my life, until I was around twelve and began lightly researching Islam on the internet out of curiosity, I always thought that Muslims simply never wiped. I am still baffled as to how she came to that conclusion.

using toilet paper alone is pretty unhygienic and doesn't clean everything
for example if you puked on a hardwood floor cleaning it with just paper towel doesn't work. you need to disinfect it as well.
fyi we DO wipe, but we don't only do that if that makes sense
those women might have just been africans, i don't mean any disrespect to african people but the scent of their food and cooking gets onto their clothes and it doesn't help at all. they also might have just been impoverished. i dunno

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

When I was 6, the school I went to had a single communal microwave in the cafeteria and I would often put these little foil bags of (already popped) popcorn inside because I wanted to look at the funny lightning. I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

Ok I can't think of any but I asked my mama and when I was like 3 In preschool there was this little kid crying due to separation anxiety o algo and after a long while of him bitching and whining I walked up to him and bit his cheek. Oh yeah and apparently I used to wear my diapers on my head

 

[baqqrih]

Ah, I also have this memory. I posted it in a thread back in the summer of last year but it also fits here.

Back in pre-school, there was this Black girl I sat next to with a really big afro of hair, and every time she'd turn her head, she'd smack me in the face with it. That's one of my only memories of pre-school.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

using toilet paper alone is pretty unhygienic and doesn't clean everything
for example if you puked on a hardwood floor cleaning it with just paper towel doesn't work. you need to disinfect it as well.
fyi we DO wipe, but we don't only do that if that makes sense
those women might have just been africans, i don't mean any disrespect to african people but the scent of their food and cooking gets onto their clothes and it doesn't help at all. they also might have just been impoverished. i dunno

i use wipes and toilet paper

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I hate being tall for a foid, cuz i literally went outside today and kept hitting my head on the stupid metro railing and people stared at me, they stare anyway esp short ppl, i wish i was 5’7 or smthn

how tall are you

 

[sodack]

how tall are you

She’s an Amazonian warrior

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i drank my first beer when i was 7. i thought it was a soda bottle.

 

[8doe]

She’s an Amazonian warrior

Does she chuck spears? How far can she throw? Is she black? Would she be okay with going to the Congos Spearthrowing Competition?

 

[basil]

i’ve killed a lot of animals with firearms in foreign countries

 

[Steve]

animals in foreign countries

Weird way to say african children.

 

[basil]

Weird way to say african children.

no it was mostly giant ass iguanas and shit they kept eating my stuff

 

[8doe]

When I was 5 years old I said the word “stupid” and I got sent to the timeout corner and it had a frowny face on it and I started crying
My friend at the time (I’m still friends with him) got put in there because he chewed on an eraser.

Weird way to say african children.

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

how tall are you

6ft, not too tall but i cant like wear high heels or big platform shoes

 

[Soyteen Liker]

6ft, not too tall but i cant like wear high heels or big platform shoes

Are u from the netherlands? That would be very tall for a woman in most places.

 

[jimbo]

im 5'10