Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! The 2nd space race has officially begun!

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Also: some pics I found that go hard

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[baqqrih]

The Chinamen already got their flag there first, so they’ve a head-start.

Actually, looking at other articles, the American rover may've also had a flag on it. I can't tell.

 

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Hopefully Russia won't waste all their engineers on Venus this time

 

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The Chinamen already got their flag there first, so they’ve a head-start.
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Actually, looking at other articles, the American rover may've also had a flag on it. I can't tell.

Wasn't there a flag on the first American lander? Doesn't really matter anyway, anyone can make a probe work. India put one on the moon for crying out loud.

 

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I've decided to vote for the USA, even though our R&D atrophied while other countries went full steam ahead I believe we can catch up and overcome because unlike the other countries, we have at least 3 separate entities all working at the same time. Almost like stacking the Olympics team to guarantee gold.

 

[ImSchizophrenicThough]

I'm betting on chinks because until a decade ago NASA had to buy its rockets from the russians, sad!
(These rockets could land on the moon, Elon hasnt proven yet his can do that too because they all explode, literally worse than the ESA track record, wtf elon)
Vladimir isnt going to space either, as the vkraine war will last another 5 years.
ESA would be funny but they only launch snca satellites.

They still use russian rockets lmao

 

[Stephen]

SpaceX will steal it and Elon will gloat and plant a specially designed forever lasting flag with some stupid nigger meme on it

 

[basil]

humans will never reach the oort cloud. humans will never land a robot on farfarout.

 

[Namefag]

Doesn't matter they'll just crash into the firmament

 

[Stephen]

If humans do land on Mars sqqn, I wonder how nagolbud will comprehend it

 

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If humans do land on Mars sqqn, I wonder how nagolbud will comprehend it

Same way he comprehends the moon landing

 

[basil]

humans will never reach the oort cloud. humans will never land a robot on farfarout.

humans will never cross a light-year. humans will never, ever reach the closest star system to the sun.

 

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@Thrembolone thoughts?

 

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SpaceX will steal it and Elon will gloat and plant a specially designed forever lasting flag with some stupid nigger meme on it

I'm rooting for bezos then SMH

 

[Thrembolone]

@Thrembolone thoughts?

Trvst the plqn.

 

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Trvst the plqn.
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I'm legit excited to see how it turns out, whereas the first space race was just Germany vs Germany basically, this one seems more legitimate. More nationalist.

 

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Bvmp

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Doesn't matter they'll just crash into the firmament

When are they gonna get to Kolob though? Nobody cares about Mars

 

[Thrembolone]

The American Century of Humiliation has begun.