Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Gig]

i jerk off.

 

[Retarded_FAG]

have you heard of pee powder

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

When i was 9 My wii glitched when i was playing sims and attempting to kill my sim at night, so i got scared, took out the disc threw it away and avoided my wii for about 2-3 years because i was so scared of it lmao i still remember that moment so clearly

 

[MeursaultLE]

have you heard of pee powder

No? enlighten me

I drank ammonia cleaner

>all those giga react
as a child I mistook some cleaner for soda and drank it, nigga it fucking burns your throat that shit is awful

 

[Jimb0]

When I was working as a cashier I was once rude to a customer and I still feel bad about it

 

[Swarthy]

as a child I mistook some cleaner for soda and drank it, nigga it fucking burns your throat that shit is awful

it had lemons on the packaging and at that time I couldn't read or speak english very well
it smelled and tasted like pure chemicals

 

[StudioCaca]

List of incredibly funny shit i did in primary school
-preschool
1 hid with the class clown inside a box of sport balls to stay at school after it closed then spent about an hour being chassed by teachers before spending even more time being told that this was le bad or something
2 I was getting these stupid yellow papers from the angry adults who did not let me do everything i wanted so when i got in the bus i ate them infront of the driver
-Primary1-2
0.5 school had'nt started yet so it doesnt really count but i forgot why but i met the teacher early and she was a nigger and at the time i was scared of niggers so i hid from her
1 I used one of the school microphone things to tell the entire school to pee in the toilet because the directice was in there and she would drown in the pee
2 I spat in the mouth of the english teacher because he was a retard (got either kicked out or a long supension cant remember)
3 They sent me to a retard school for retarded children that cant stay calm but after 2 weeks the teachers there realised i was'nt retarded and sent me back to school
-Primary3-4
1 I punched a stupid nigger pregnant teacher because she was chassing me around (common activity) and i forgot she was pregnant, thankfully i think the baby was fine
2 I pulled a fire-alarm by accident (i thought it was retarded that there was glass stopping you from activating the alarm not realising that removing the glass activated the alarm) so naturally i got scared shitless that i would get in trouble so i packed my shit with as much non perishable goyslop as possible and hid in the woods for a while then came back home when i saw policemen looking for me and i realised that oh shit they called the cops.
3 not as funny as other shit i did but at the time i was in the special ed class (the problem was that the teachers were retarded and pissed me off because they were so fucking retarded) and it was science day or something so each class was supposed to have a table with their science project and i had the most popular table but did'nt win because the principal was a retarded shakra positive ion shamanic retarded bitch.
4 One time i was at the library reading lucky luke or tintin and i was declared missing because i had'nt realised the school bell had rang and the school was closed.

Little extra, I was being chassed by retarded teachers multiple times a week sometimes a day. I was only sent to sped class because i could not handle the mind blowing retardness of the teachers and was top of my class (i was in the sped class physically but received normal people schoolwork)

 

[cornyahhspongebob]

Was it this one? I was unsettled by this one when I was younger because of the singing android at the beginning.

I remember a Spingebill YTP where they used "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" but instead Diamonds is replaced with Cheese
It's been thoroughly scrubbed from the internet

 

[StudioCaca]

Was it this one? I was unsettled by this one when I was younger because of the singing android at the beginning.

where are the peter griffin having sex with children and kill them

 

[Itransheartblox]

I never watched any YTPs because there was a spongebob one with jumpscares and it made me cry. I was about 12, and i was watching it with my little brother who was completely unaffected. I also couldn't watch horror movies until I was 15, and I still fucking hate them.

weak ass nigga
I used to watch saw traps (uncencored) when I was 9

 

[Chvd33p]

When I was at last year on highschool, a female classmate clinged on my back to ask for some advice at chess, it was during sports class, at the time when everyone were practicing moves to counter the infamous shepherd's matt; long story short, I could sense her it's a little too well. Biggest tranime moment I've ever had on my entire life

Highschool was a time I can't shake of, mostly because I was sick half the time, I sucked at physical tests, and that I became a lazy fuck half-assing everything and still passing grades

 

[Retarded_FAG]

No? enlighten me

Its pee but powder

 

[MeursaultLE]

Its pee but powder

ah but how does that happen?

 

[Retarded_FAG]

ah but how does that happen?

i dont know but i have seen pee become powder i think after drying up i think maybe its because of the pee mold or pee bacteria

 

[Jimb0]

i dont know but i have seen pee become powder i think after drying up i think maybe its because of the pee mold or pee bacteria

I think it's just minerals that were in the pee like ammonia and stuff

 

[DonutHole]

 

[1844 or Something]

weak ass nigga
I used to watch saw traps (uncencored) when I was 9

I sat through a cartel beheading when I was 8 nigga I'm traumatized n shiet

 

[Itransheartblox]

I sat through a cartel beheading when I was 8 nigga I'm traumatized n shiet

I would probably watch that with popcorn and sheeeit

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

I hate being tall for a foid, cuz i literally went outside today and kept hitting my head on the stupid metro railing and people stared at me, they stare anyway esp short ppl, i wish i was 5’7 or smthn

 

[Lism]

I am a Black man.