Rant Pickles do not belong on a fucking burger

[Starbing_Artiste]

raw onions mog cooked onions and i'm tired of pretending otherwise. i like the sharp, spicy flavor of the raw onion.

 

[Namefag]

I still stand by this truthnvke. Fuck pickles on hamburgers

 

[RTErdogan]

Hamburgers are iron i'd rather eat Pizza in first place

 

[Goot]

Bro cannot handle a little freshness

 

[Chesnaught]

Nigger take tbh

Niggers can't fathom pickles

 

[Chesnaught]

I used to not like onion on burgers until i realised they - in combination with pickes and the condimemts and lettuce are a cornerstone of the hamburger's taste

>lettuce

 

[Donald]

>lettuce

>Putting lettuce and tomatoes on meat-based sandwiches

 

[greg]

They do doe

 

[basil]

you have the pallete of a little boy

 

[1844 or Something]

They do doe

Truth Holocaust

 

[Namefag]

Bro cannot handle a little freshness

you have the pallete of a little boy

Y'all say this as if I'm ordering my burgers plain like some kind of ipad 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, I literally put extra condiments on all my shit the only topping I specifically dislike on my hamburger is pickles

 

[Donald]

Y'all say this as if I'm ordering my burgers plain like some kind of ipad 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, I literally put extra condiments on all my shit the only topping I specifically dislike on my hamburger is pickles

 

[Namefag]

Notice how through all of this Peter still will not put a pickle on that burger

 

[omgsisa]

Say whatever you want about pineapple on pizza, I enjoy it and so does everyone else I know irl but if you don't like it then you're entitled to your opinion.
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What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger. It's not even that I have anything against pickles on their own, pickles are aryan and keyed, it's when you put them on my fucking whopper or some shit, it matches about as well as if you were to smother a bowl of mint cookies-and-cream ice cream with like valentina sauce. If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.

such a trvthnuke

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Pickles are fucking disgusting. So are ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and most of the other things that regularly get placed on burgers.

Nothing is going on any of my burgers except for cheese and bacon.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Pickles are fucking disgusting. So are ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and most of the other things that regularly get placed on burgers.

Nothing is going on any of my burgers except for cheese and bacon.

Agreed, except most of the time I skip cheese because it tastes like plastic at 95% of places.

 

[Yes]

Pickles are fucking disgusting. So are ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and most of the other things that regularly get placed on burgers.

Nothing is going on any of my burgers except for cheese and bacon.

>no ketchup
>no onions
>hating MUSTARD
MODS LEAK HIS IP AND RAPE HIM HE SAID SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE

Agreed, except most of the time I skip cheese because it tastes like plastic at 95% of places.

Oh I'm an Anorexiacuck

 

[Jackson]

Ketchup only? Are you fucking five?

with some cheese in the dogs, of course.