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I swear, every year they find a way to make their phone business even worse
Their new line of S25 phones is probably their worst one yet, the phones look the same as the ones before and the ones before that, and the design they're using is one of the least inspired designs they've ever came up with, the only noticeable improvement is the upgrade of the ultra-wide camera. Everything else is so far behind the Chinese, the main cameras still use 1/1.3 inch sensors while the chinks can make phones with 1 inch sensors, the S25 still uses a 4000 mAh battery with 25W charging while you can buy a OnePlus 13 with a 6000 mAh silicon carbon battery and 80W charging. It can't even implement Qi2/MagSafe properly, you need a fucking case just to get the important part of Qi2 which is the fucking MAGNETS. The biggest changes they made this generation are to the software, now One UI looks even more like a shit version of iOS with even its own shit version of the Dynamic Island (but now... ITS ON.. LE BOTTTOM!!!! WOWWWWWWWW) and they spammed a bunch of shit AI features no one will fucking use and even if someone wanted to use them they can use them on the S24 lineup.
The worst parts of their new line up are the S25 Ultra and Edge, the Ultra's biggest features this year is that they abandoned making it look like the Note series (RIP even though the Note 10 and 20 sucked cocks) so it can resemble an iPhone and they removed Bluetooth in the S Pen for seemingly no reason while bringing no improvements of its own. They did give it 16GB of RAM, but these improvements are only for China and Korea so who fucking cares. The S25 Edge has nothing to do with curved displays, its now being used for Samsung's response to the currently nonexistent iPhone 17 Slim/Air, but they fucked up the whole point of the phone which is that its supposed to be THIN. Meanwhile the 17 Air is going to be 5.5 mm while the S25 Edge is going to be a shitty borked phone that's 6.5 mm thick (so not even that much thinner than an iPhone 6), have a shit battery (they've confirmed no silicon carbon), only have two cameras, runs on Samsung's gay iOS ripoff, and will likely cost more than the rest of the lineup. Oh and it looks even more like an iPhone 16.
And this is all before we got to Samsung's foldable lineup which has barely changed since the Z Fold 2, the biggest change of the Fold 6 is that Samsung wants to charge an extra 100 dollars for selling the same fucking phone over and over. Meanwhile its competitors are making thinner foldables (Honor Magic V2, OnePlus Open, even the fucking Pixel 9 Pro Fold), cheaper foldables (literally all of Motorola's offerings), or making new things like trifolds (Huawei Mate XT). At the same time these dumbass gooks want to make ads like this:
ALMOST EVERY PRODUCT YOU'VE MADE IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS HAS BEEN AN ITERATION OF AN OLD PRODUCT, AND WHENEVER YOU DO MAKE CHANGES ITS SO YOU CAN SKINWALK APPLE. FUCK OFF WITH THESE GAY COMMERCIALS. Anyone who still buys Samsung devices in current year is nothing more than a retarded midwit contrarian, if you don't like Apple fine, if you buy Androids from companies like Sony, Google, or even the Chinese whatever, but if you still buy Samshit in 2025 you're literally just buying Apple devices without any of the reasons people buy Apple devices so you can go "ZOMG XISTERS IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS I CONSOOM MY PRODUCTS FROM MY FAVORITE COMPANY FROM MY FAVORITE IRL CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA NATION" and you should off yourself. I'm glad that Samsung is losing market share in almost all of their product categories but I honestly wish Trump would lift the Chinese phone ban just so Samsung either stops being lazy or disappears like LG (even though LG actually made interesting phones when they were dying)
Their new line of S25 phones is probably their worst one yet, the phones look the same as the ones before and the ones before that, and the design they're using is one of the least inspired designs they've ever came up with, the only noticeable improvement is the upgrade of the ultra-wide camera. Everything else is so far behind the Chinese, the main cameras still use 1/1.3 inch sensors while the chinks can make phones with 1 inch sensors, the S25 still uses a 4000 mAh battery with 25W charging while you can buy a OnePlus 13 with a 6000 mAh silicon carbon battery and 80W charging. It can't even implement Qi2/MagSafe properly, you need a fucking case just to get the important part of Qi2 which is the fucking MAGNETS. The biggest changes they made this generation are to the software, now One UI looks even more like a shit version of iOS with even its own shit version of the Dynamic Island (but now... ITS ON.. LE BOTTTOM!!!! WOWWWWWWWW) and they spammed a bunch of shit AI features no one will fucking use and even if someone wanted to use them they can use them on the S24 lineup.
The worst parts of their new line up are the S25 Ultra and Edge, the Ultra's biggest features this year is that they abandoned making it look like the Note series (RIP even though the Note 10 and 20 sucked cocks) so it can resemble an iPhone and they removed Bluetooth in the S Pen for seemingly no reason while bringing no improvements of its own. They did give it 16GB of RAM, but these improvements are only for China and Korea so who fucking cares. The S25 Edge has nothing to do with curved displays, its now being used for Samsung's response to the currently nonexistent iPhone 17 Slim/Air, but they fucked up the whole point of the phone which is that its supposed to be THIN. Meanwhile the 17 Air is going to be 5.5 mm while the S25 Edge is going to be a shitty borked phone that's 6.5 mm thick (so not even that much thinner than an iPhone 6), have a shit battery (they've confirmed no silicon carbon), only have two cameras, runs on Samsung's gay iOS ripoff, and will likely cost more than the rest of the lineup. Oh and it looks even more like an iPhone 16.
And this is all before we got to Samsung's foldable lineup which has barely changed since the Z Fold 2, the biggest change of the Fold 6 is that Samsung wants to charge an extra 100 dollars for selling the same fucking phone over and over. Meanwhile its competitors are making thinner foldables (Honor Magic V2, OnePlus Open, even the fucking Pixel 9 Pro Fold), cheaper foldables (literally all of Motorola's offerings), or making new things like trifolds (Huawei Mate XT). At the same time these dumbass gooks want to make ads like this:
