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Server infrastructure will upgrade soon but it will take some time because I can't instantly deploy my server apparnetly
>SCAMMED
 
Steve said:
The server has been really laggy for me today, I had to stop playing. Hope Soygoy gets that new host.
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ionos is telling me "no saaar you must wait 24 hours" fuck
 
I defeated Skeletron Prime, you guys are all spared from the most torturous master mode tweak in all of Calamity. They make him so tanky I only had 10 in-game minutes left (started at 7:30) in the night before he enraged, and you can't focus fire him because when he summons The Destroyer you need to get rid of it, its just too much of a problem to let live so that will take up some valuable time and its just projectile spam hell, fucking insane I'll tell you that. Dying is not a problem I have Grand Gelatin and Charm of Myths its just dealing enough damage in that 10 real-life minute period is such a massive hurdle, do it for yourself if you think I'm BSing because its just brutal. The Meowthrower came in clutch so hard.
 
Steve said:
I defeated Skeletron Prime, you guys are all spared from the most torturous master mode tweak in all of Calamity. They make him so tanky I only had 10 in-game minutes left (started at 7:30) in the night before he enraged, and you can't focus fire him because when he summons The Destroyer you need to get rid of it, its just too much of a problem to let live so that will take up some valuable time and its just projectile spam hell, fucking insane I'll tell you that.
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thank you soldier. As for server infrastructure I may have to wait 10 more hours before I can get my fucking IONOS server because I bought it and they keep telling me that they need to run a risk assessment on me (which could take 24 hours) or some shit to make sure I'm not going to do anything bad so I can't just instantly deploy my server which is such cancer, so when I do move the server, I'll ahve to stop it, back everything up and then move all the files to the new one. I'm really annoyed though because IONOS wont just give me my server NOW. I WANT IT NOW Selfish Little Fuck
 
Soygoy said:
I bought it and they keep telling me that they need to run a risk assessment on me (which could take 24 hours) Selfish Little Fuck
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They're gonna dig up all the crimes you've committed and you're going to get V&, sending thoughts and prayers that you get a generous plea deal [wholesome]
 
Steve said:
They're gonna dig up all the crimes you've committed and you're going to get V&, sending thoughts and prayers that you get a generous plea deal [wholesome]
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maybe the sketchy ass provider with cheap prices that instadeploys thats focused on privacy wasn't so much of a bad idea after all (rpd.sh)
 
Hey, I'm going to be attempting the Aquatic Scourge in a couple minutes.
 
All 3 mechanical bosses have been defeated

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423.png >its okay, saves on me having to do the boring pre-calamity shit
 
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