What If a soyjak blog user married somebody

[jerry_blevins]

What If a soyjak blog user married somebody

 

[Watt]

Then he would be married

 

[8doe]

what if a soyjak blog user got their account deleted because they got caught in a drug trafficking scheme and got killed by police in a DEA raid

 

[Twostripe]

The world would collapse I dunno

 

[MoonMetropolis]

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

What if soyjak.blog existed 2000 years ago?

 

[evandoe]

What if soyjak.blog ;; .. ! t@

 

[jimbo]

What if soyjak.blog existed 2000 years ago?

then Jesus would be posting here methinks

 

[Watt]

What if soyjak.blog was renamed to Souyjack.blawg

 

[8doe]

what if a soyjak blog user got their account deleted because they got caught in a drug trafficking scheme and got killed by police in a DEA raid

also why is it that whenever niggas on soy wojack website commit crimes it's always CSAM or pedophilia?? why cant it be some cool shit like drug dealing or kidnapping nigga

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

then Jesus would be posting here methinks

No I really doubt that he'd do that. Maybe Paul would use it though

 

[Watt]

Ev&oe everyone would be Roman and Jesus would get banned for Rule 3

Are you really going to be the guy who’d ban Jesus

 

[8doe]

What if soyjak.blog existed 2000 years ago?

>ITT we goon to Cleopatra

 

[jerry_blevins]

What would you guys do if somebody on the soyjak blog married somebody?

 

[jimbo]

What would you guys do if it happened?

get jealous idk

 

[8doe]

What would you guys do if somebody on the soyjak blog married somebody?

congratulate him and depending on how close i am to this person i'll crash the wedding

 

[Goot]

>ITT we goon to Cleopatra
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Gooning to Imentet

 

[Lettuce]

ok i would probablyt date ane mdarry soemoen from the sharty if they were living in the same state as me

 

[Stephen]

What if soyjak.blog existed 2000 years ago?

Old World people in the tribe of Romans, I hear many things over the underwater cable about a man in the city of Jerusalem who was executed during an earthquake, did that really happen? Did that man’s death anger one of your earth gods? We here on the other side of the Big Water would just rip his heart out and put it in the ground, have you considered that yet? Might help your harvest too.

 

[soyjak88]

What if someone said "I met my wife on soyjak.blog"