Shit No One Cares About How do I talk to women?

[MeursaultLE]

A chud
possibly @terrycrews

Recommended me to talk to women irl
because of my love for terryjaks, and wanting to fix pooners.
My problem?
I don't know how to
I was never very social with anyone,
stuck to myself
so I need some advice from you chuds.

 

[DonutHole]

Biggest Aryan award

kek i didnt realize i made that many spelling mistakes now it seems like im an attentionwhoring FAGGOT!

 

[basil]

IDK I was with people and this girl I was rizzing we were tumbling together she dived on me kek but that sno edxcuse i just did a litlle too much because it felt too good but now I gotta face the consequences....... IIT"'S A:ROGJT!!!!!! hjonestly iots kinda embarrassing to posdt about it buyt its ok im unbothered <3 im rly numb rn i pinch myslef and dont feel a thing..


I was partying and dancing and drank a little too much. We were dancing and it was fun kek but I drank too much

thst sounds nice and all.. but now RECITE THE ABCS BACKWARDS!!


hahaha i’m just kidding :)

 

[DonutHole]

thst sounds nice and all.. but now RECITE THE ABCS BACKWARDS!!

I cant do that sober bruh Imma try

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[DonutHole]

i can barely see

 

[basil]

I cant do that sober bruh Imma try

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me neither to be honest. if i were there with you i would just get real up close to you and just smell your breath.

 

[DonutHole]

me neither to be honest. if i were there with you i would just get real up close to you and just smell your breath.

My breath stinks of alcohol so much that I went and brushed my teeth again

 

[basil]

My breath stinks of alcohol so much that I went and brushed my teeth again

well i feel like i wouldn’t have even do that then. when are you planning to fall asleep? it’ll happen eventually.

 

[DonutHole]

well i feel like i wouldn’t have even do that then. when are you planning to fall asleep? it’ll happen eventually.

Nah Im too awake. Maybe ill be asleep all sunday long

 

[basil]

Nah Im too awake. Maybe ill be asleep all sunday long

alright, we’ll have to wait and see.

do you want me to try to help you like with, kind words?

 

[DonutHole]

alright, we’ll have to wait and see.

do you want me to try to help you like with, kind words?

SOLEDAD!!!! AMOR ETERNO ETERNO... AMOR ETERNO.... ETERNOO AMOR....

 

[DonutHole]

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COMO QUEDITS WUR YU BIBIRTSD WUR YUD POJIOYP JSMSD DR OBIRTSNTTSFPMIM

 

[NameFag Never Broke Again]

im doing good!! Im too drunk rn >_< Im sowwy swedey ik you dont like that :(

AlcoholARYAN I kneel

 

[DonutHole]

AlcoholARYAN I kneel

FUCK nigga now I feel like taking a little bit of a piss. yknow idk why I feel so good when i take alcohol but then later I wanna cry must be something psychological idk nigga

 

[Thrembolone]

FUCK nigga now I feel like taking a little bit of a piss. yknow idk why I feel so good when i take alcohol but then later I wanna cry must be something psychological idk nigga

Why did you drink so much...

 

[DonutHole]

FUCK nigga now I feel like taking a little bit of a piss. yknow idk why I feel so good when i take alcohol but then later I wanna cry must be something psychological idk nigga

like it alters ur brain chemistry sounds soy but its real

 

[DonutHole]

Why did you drink so much...

bcuz i was with this girl and we were drinking but after that it just tasted too good and felt too good ykyk, Its normal dont worry nigga its not even an issue

 

[NameFag Never Broke Again]

FUCK nigga now I feel like taking a little bit of a piss. yknow idk why I feel so good when i take alcohol but then later I wanna cry must be something psychological idk nigga

What type of liquor do you drink? They all have subtle differences in the type of drunk it makes you

 

[DonutHole]

What type of liquor do you drink? They all have subtle differences in the type of drunk it makes you

rn I drank some scotch whisky n i feel like idk ripping it out

 

[_account]

mhm i'll think of that

I should probably mention I live in California
so getting a wife or a gf
shouldn't be too difficult...I think.

Has your house been burned down geg

 

[Jimb0]

so getting a wife or a gf I live in cali
shouldn't be too difficult...I think.

isn't america just hell for dating or something