Shit No One Cares About How do I talk to women?

[Meursault]

A chud
possibly @terrycrews

Recommended me to talk to women irl
because of my love for terryjaks, and wanting to fix pooners.
My problem?
I don't know how to
I was never very social with anyone,
stuck to myself
so I need some advice from you chuds.

 

[_account]

"Nice hair. Can I get you pregnant?"
And you're golden.

That only works in Australia, nice try.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I recommend that you start the conversation by asking them what their favorite soyjak variant is. That, in my experience, is a guaranteed way to win over the babes.

 

[Watt]

I recommend that you start the conversation by asking them what their favorite soyjak variant is. That, in my experience, is a guaranteed way to win over the babes.

>u-h-um so do you like Nojak?
<what...?
>:

 

[Twostripe]

I recommend that you start the conversation by asking them what their favorite soyjak variant is. That, in my experience, is a guaranteed way to win over the babes.

That actually worked for me once so I concur

 

[Stephen]

That actually worked for me once so I concur

How did the conversation go?

 

[Meursault]

"Nice hair. Can I get you pregnant?"
And you're golden.

mhm i'll think of that

I should probably mention I live in California
so getting a wife or a gf
shouldn't be too difficult...I think.

 

[Twostripe]

How did the conversation go?

It wasn't really an opener but it was at a party, we both drank a bit already and like sitting on the couch together so why not talk. I started asking her questions and one of them was that what is your favourite soyjak one. I don't think she knew any but just laughed and pointed at one of my buddies in the room who's a bit of a lolcow, all kinds of shit happens to him at parties. We just got a laugh out of it and that's it, I dunno what else to say.

 

[DonutHole]

hey...
what's wrong terryjaks?
they're good jaks
and what's wrong with wanting to fix pooners?

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Man idduno just stay safe kek

 

[DonutHole]

"Nice hair. Can I get you pregnant?"
And you're golden.

So I was making fun of her english and shi and she was saying "de gwuickent" and I just repeated what she said back to her and she just dived onto me on the couch all "mad" kek yeah that was my rizz she was drunk tho

 

[DonutHole]

So I was making fun of her english and shi and she was saying "de gwuickent" and I just repeated what she said back to her and she just dived onto me on the couch all "mad" kek yeah that was my rizz she was drunk tho

The point is if you get to the point where you know her a little, a form of flirting is to tease her a little. Nothing too serious she takes it good stride and its all fun

 

[Namefag]

Honestly just avoid the one you have a crush on, she'll know you have a crush on her and for some reason that repels women the same way basic biology repels trannies or something

 

[Jimb0]

A chud
possibly @terrycrews
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Recommended me to talk to women irl
because of my love for terryjaks, and wanting to fix pooners.
My problem?
I don't know how to
I was never very social with anyone,
stuck to myself
so I need some advice from you chuds.

maybe stop spending so much time on nu qa and obsessing over an estonian dude with bpd

 

[DonutHole]

maybe stop spending so much time on nu qa and obsessing over an estonian dude with bpd

swedey-kun!!!!!!!

 

[Jimb0]

swedey-kun!!!!!!!

hey bbg how r u doing :3

 

[DonutHole]

hey bbg how r u doing :3

im doing good!! Im too drunk rn >_< Im sowwy swedey ik you dont like that :(

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

im doing good!! Im too drunk rn >_< Im sowwy swedey ik you dont like that :(

boil yourself

 

[Meursault]

maybe stop spending so much time on nu qa and obsessing over an estonian sisa with bpd

i'll take note of that.

 

[Jimb0]

im doing good!! Im too drunk rn >_< Im sowwy swedey ik you dont like that :(

Tsss, it's okay girl, I get it. You know I could never hate u :#

 

[nazi_femboys_won1488]

Tsss, it's okay girl, I get it. You know I could never hate u :#

 

[DonutHole]

Tsss, it's okay girl, I get it. You know I could never hate u :#

awww ur so nice!!!! *kiss*