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Inflation lore is WILD bruh 💀 💀
Other than air pump/helium inflation, you also have water inflation (somebody shoves a hose up their rectum or down their throat and consumes all the water at a rapid speed in a short amount of time), you have rapid weight gain through consuming an unholy, exorbitant amount of food inflation, you have blueberry inflation, you have slime inflation, you have inflation of specific body parts.
 
Other than air pump/helium inflation, you also have water inflation (somebody shoves a hose up their rectum or down their throat and consumes all the water at a rapid speed in a short amount of time), you have rapid weight gain through consuming an unholy, exorbitant amount of food inflation, you have blueberry inflation, you have slime inflation, you have inflation of specific body parts.
I remember when I was 10 I came across a video on YouTube of some guy inflating his stomach with a bike pump and I got so scared that I told my mom.
 
I remember when I was 10 I came across a video of some guy inflating his stomach with a bike pump and I got so scared that I told my mom.
I just keep reading stories of people who willingly inflate themselves with these kinds of pumps and 9 times out of 10 they have to go to the hospital because they end rupturing their colon/intestines
 
Other than air pump/helium inflation, you also have water inflation (somebody shoves a hose up their rectum or down their throat and consumes all the water at a rapid speed in a short amount of time), you have rapid weight gain through consuming an unholy, exorbitant amount of food inflation, you have blueberry inflation, you have slime inflation, you have inflation of specific body parts.
If you think that's bad, I was only able to list half of these because of this inflation tierlist chart somebody posted to Deviantart/Furaffinity. Also, I didn't make this tierlist. This was posted by "NotAnotherInflationArtist".
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I also forgot, there's also knee inflation, inflation of the kneecaps.
 
I just keep reading stories of people who willingly inflate themselves with these kinds of pumps and 9 times out of 10 they have to go to the hospital because they end rupturing their colon/intestines
Normally it ends with them almost dying due to sepsis/septic shock. The level these people go to just to fulfill a sexual fantasy...
 
If you think that's bad, I was only able to list half of these because of this inflation tierlist chart somebody posted to Deviantart/Furaffinity. Also, I didn't make this tierlist. This was posted by "NotAnotherInflationArtist".
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I also forgot, there's also knee inflation, inflation of the kneecaps.
>whipped cream
>milk
>lowest tier
A NIGGER made that chart
 
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