A 'teen walked up to a 4cuck board
And then he said to the man postin' the thread
Hey (bam bam bam), got any gems?
The man said, no, we just post anime
But it's cute, and it's fun, and it's all quite exciting!
Can I get you a waifu?
The 'teen said, I'll pass
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the 'teen walked up to the 4cuck board
And then he said to the man postin' the thread
Hey (bam bam bam), got any gems?
The man said, no, like I said yesterday
We just post anime, okay?
Why not give it a try?
The 'teen said, good bye.
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the 'teen walked up to the 4cuck board
And then he said to the man postin' the thread
Hey (bam bam bam), got any gems?
The man said, look, this is gettin' old
I mean, anime's all we've ever posted
Why not give it a try?
The 'teen said, how about nah
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the 'teen walked up to the 4cuck board
And then he said to the man postin' the thread
Hey (bam bam bam), got any gems?
The man said, that's it, if you don't stay away, 'teen
I'll raid your board and leave all the gems saged!
So don't get too cocky!
The 'teen said, fuck you!
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the 'teen walked up to the 4cuck board
And then he said to the man postin' the thread
Hey (bam bam bam), got any feels?
What, got any feels, no, why would I, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any gems?
And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said, come on, 'teen
Let's post on the party
I'll find you some gems
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they posted on the party
And the man found some gems
He showed one to the 'teen
And the 'teen said,

, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this party
Do you think this party
Do you think this party
Has any anime?
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he 'jakked away (jakkin', jakkin')
Then he...