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Dinner with DOLL or 201 dollars?

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I would choose the dinner because with the information he would give me I can make more than 201$
 
he could teach me his ways. this could be like a studen/teacher relationshuip and he could infortm me of all hof his unique abilityies and i could also mabye runb off on him withen i get to his level and mayeb e also surpsaass him? heh whell see!
 
Take the $50, when DOLL invited me to the soyjak.blog staff Christmas party his cooking was just terrible.
That's true. I had to feed most of my plate to his cat from under the table. I was originally just going to put what I couldn't eat back in the fridge so that maybe he'd have some leftovers for himself for after the dinner, but when I tried to get up out of my chair, he slammed his fist down, threw his steak (raw) into the air, and gulped it down whole, before yelling at me for the next five minutes about the hundreds of dollars prior to the dinner that he had spent on cooking lessons. I remember handing down my last piece of food to the cat under the table and seeing its own disgusted expression, constantly gagging and looking sadly at me, as even it nearly didn't have the willpower to continue eating Doll's dinner anymore.
 
That's true. I had to feed most of my plate to his cat from under the table. I was originally just going to put what I couldn't eat back in the fridge so that maybe he'd have some leftovers for himself for after the dinner, but when I tried to get up out of my chair, he slammed his fist down, threw his steak (raw) into the air, and gulped it down whole, before yelling at me for the next five minutes about the hundreds of dollars prior to the dinner that he had spent on cooking lessons. I remember handing down my last piece of food to the cat under the table and seeing its own disgusted expression, constantly gagging and looking sadly at me, as even it nearly didn't have the willpower to continue eating Doll's dinner anymore.
i wonder how doll dinner is like
 
That's true. I had to feed most of my plate to his cat from under the table. I was originally just going to put what I couldn't eat back in the fridge so that maybe he'd have some leftovers for himself for after the dinner, but when I tried to get up out of my chair, he slammed his fist down, threw his steak (raw) into the air, and gulped it down whole, before yelling at me for the next five minutes about the hundreds of dollars prior to the dinner that he had spent on cooking lessons. I remember handing down my last piece of food to the cat under the table and seeing its own disgusted expression, constantly gagging and looking sadly at me, as even it nearly didn't have the willpower to continue eating Doll's dinner anymore.
I was able to get away with not having much because I decided to get full off eggnog while there, like I don't know how he managed to make the mashed potatoes have the same consistency as sand. You were hogging the damn cat though so I actually had to eat his slop, I tried to eat the turkey man and it was dry as the Sahara, if you've watched Christmas Vacation you know its like the one on that movie it was just horrible. I had to sit next to Froot too, he smells and was smoking kush at the dinner table. His fruitcake wasn't bad however, I'd have another piece of that.
 
I was able to get away with not having much because I decided to get full off eggnog while there, like I don't know how he managed to make the mashed potatoes have the same consistency as sand. You were hogging the damn cat though so I actually had to eat his slop, I tried to eat the turkey man and it was dry as the Sahara, if you've watched Christmas Vacation you know its like the one on that movie it was just horrible. I had to sit next to Froot too, he smells and was smoking kush at the dinner table. His fruitcake wasn't bad however, I'd have another piece of that.
least beleiveable part was fruitcake being eaten, nobody does that
 
Can I have 50 dollars with Doll's face printed on it? Dollbucks o algo, can it be pink like Doll please?
Only usable in Kaka, Turkmenistan.
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