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TRVTHNVKE Who the FUCK cares about Playstation's Horizon series?

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I saw this post earlier, apparently they're making a Horizon movie.

WHO are these Horizon fans that just magically exist because they are forcing this series nobody cares about so hard, like are any of you guys the Horizon fans out there because even among Playstation people its not particularly popular but Sony keeps forcing it over and over again even though nobody likes this series.
 
now that I think about it I've never met, let alone seen a fan of this game. Wtf is it even about? Literally the only thing I've ever seen from it is people saying the main character is ugly.
I played it when i was 11 and i liked it. You are a woman who kills robot dinosors and idk i never gave a shit about video games story, if i want a good story i read a book or watch a kino movie.
 
now that I think about it I've never met, let alone seen a fan of this game. Wtf is it even about? Literally the only thing I've ever seen from it is people saying the main character is ugly.
I've asked lots of people and nobody knows a fan of this game except one dude's "friend", its a complete dnb franchise but Sony shills it unlike any other. They treat it like its their Mario or Halo.
 
I saw this post earlier, apparently they're making a Horizon movie.

WHO are these Horizon fans that just magically exist because they are forcing this series nobody cares about so hard, like are any of you guys the Horizon fans out there because even among Playstation people its not particularly popular but Sony keeps forcing it over and over again even though nobody likes this series.
video games fucking suck I'd rather read a book or spend time with my family instead
 
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25 million sales? Can you get it in a package deal? Are they using it to launder money?
 
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25 million sales? Can you get it in a package deal? Are they using it to launder money?
I don't get it either, people bought this game but nobody talks about it or cares about it. If a game's sold over 20 million units and wasn't made by Koreans or Chinese (different gaming market) I probably heard some stuff about it but Horizon is just radio silent. Playstation shills must just not use the internet or something.
 
I don't get it either, people bought this game but nobody talks about it or cares about it. If a game's sold over 20 million units and wasn't made by Koreans or Chinese (different gaming market) I probably heard some stuff about it but Horizon is just radio silent. Playstation shills must just not use the internet or something.
Maybe it's like something parents buy for their kids despite being garbage? Would explain why you can't find any fans for it.
 
It’s mostly normies buying. Like how Last of Us 2 sold millions even though no one talks about it unless it’s to counter the haters.
I guess that checks out, normies are the only people buying Playstation games anyways, still its odd because Sony's worst public year in forever was 2024 with how many flops and controversies they had (despite Helldivers 2 being a smash hit) they come out and announce this crap nobody cares about. The people are right when they say Playstation has forgot its image.
Flop on par with the Borderlands Movie incoming
I've watched the Borderlands movie and it was so unfaithful to the games I was furious.
 
I don't get it either, people bought this game but nobody talks about it or cares about it. If a game's sold over 20 million units and wasn't made by Koreans or Chinese (different gaming market) I probably heard some stuff about it but Horizon is just radio silent. Playstation shills must just not use the internet or something.
One thing I was surprised about is that human fall flat (some random indie game that nobody gives a shit about) is one of the best selling games of all time. It's sold roughly 50 million, which is the same as Overwatch and the witcher 3
 
They did win GOTY with Astro Bot.
I forgot about that, I usually just watch the game awards so I can see what the new year's upcoming games are, I find it hilarious that as soon as Sony ponies get a single nintendo-like game they immediately fawn over it like its the greatest thing ever. They're completely broken down by Naughty Dog-type crap they salivate at the thought of a mid 3D platformer.
 
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