You just made me think about how shitty (or rather awful) SomethingAwful must actually be. You're essentially getting the same kind of mentality you would see on 4cuck just more regulated because of the forum format, conversing with people who have actually be on the site for twenty years about how shitty their lives are because they peaked in High School back in 1997, all the while are also huge liberal faggots about politics and probably still see Dick Cheney as the devil incarnate.
And you're paying for it. You're paying for a membership for all this bullshit. 10 dollars to register an account. (plus tax if you want the bonus features).