Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[BLACKHAWK]

okay. But the one who donated it was Welsh farmer who used a dressed you in furry costume of sheep for sexual service.

I wish that enoshimajunko.com owner died from std.

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

Your wish is granted, now you have that enoshimajunko.com owners STD

I wish that liverpool tranny pedophile shitskinned bastard Red never existed

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I will destroy and replace Red, givig new golden age for Soyjak.party. Or teach each him sharty style respect.

I wish for Cobson to create new diss rap.

 

[Rot]

Granted, 10 niggers break into your house and rape you

I wish for all jews to have their noses grow at least 3 inches in length

 

[Stephen]

Granted, yours grows 3 inches and you get lynched in the resulting Day of the Rope

I wish to have ten pounds less fat on my body

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted; you're still morbidly obese, though (300 - 10 = 290)

I wish I wasn't an actual (medically diagnosed) sperg

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted, you're not a sperg, but you're a schizo. You kill your father for being a federal agent kike nigger tranny jew fed kike mudslime jew kike nigger dunecoon and you get thrown into a psyche ward.

I wish all cities were walkable.

 

[basil]

granted, unfortunately, your idol NotJustBikes passes away after finding out he can’t make shit videos anymore.

i wish i had a pet minmi.

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, it's perfectly fine and everything is normal about it-- except, it's a very vibrant purple and it levitates sometimes for no reason. It's friendly though, at least to you, so that's a plus.

I wish I had a Fender Jazz Bass like pic rel but with a colored headstock, an eggshell pick guard, and a fretless fingerboard with a cool inlay of a hare's side profile up near the 12th fret

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, it's perfectly fine and everything is normal about it-- except, it's a very vibrant purple and it levitates sometimes for no reason. It's friendly though, at least to you, so that's a plus.

I wish I had a Fender Jazz Bass like pic rel but with a colored headstock, an eggshell pick guard, and a fretless fingerboard with a cool inlay of a hare's side profile up near the 12th fret View attachment 12311

Granted, now pay me 750,000 USD by Thursday, i need the money to build my own Titan Speakerman replica.

I wish i owned my very own TVR Tuscan MK1 except in a pink-and-orange peralescent finish.

 

[Brainstorm]

I wish for a pet dragon that can’t harm me in any way

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, now pay me 750,000 USD by Thursday, i need the money to build my own Titan Speakerman replica.

I wish i owned my very own TVR Tuscan MK1 except in a pink-and-orange peralescent finish.

Granted, you have to give me all the money back in exchange for your car.

I wish for a pet dragon that can’t harm me in any way

Granted, it only feeds off of canned tomato soup.

I wish for a nice set of oil paints, brushes, and canvases.

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted but the oil in the paint is from petroleum oil, the brush is a toothbrush, and the canvas is one of those online classroom thingies.

I wish to have eternal youth.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Granted but the oil in the paint is from petroleum oil, the brush is a toothbrush, and the canvas is one of those online classroom thingies.

I wish to have eternal youth.

Granted but you get the body of a baby and remain that way forever. Also you keep getting molested.

I wish Lennonjak wasn’t forced coal

 

[Stephen]

Granted, it's forced brimstone

I wish (You) were built for bbC

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted, all "B"BCs are now 1mm long max
I wish I had rural land

 

[Chairman]

Granted, all "B"BCs are now 1mm long max
I wish I had rural land

Granted. However, you die of starvation due to your absolute incompetency with regards to farming and ranching.

I wish that all people with less that 50% American, or northwest European ancestry die in a communal vat of boiling excrement while wearing one of those masks that let you breath air stored in a canister on your back except the canister is filled with mustard gas.

 

[GauntletThrown]

Granted. Now please step onto this platform and await further instruction.

I wish for the sharty boards besides /soy/ to be more active.

 

[Spas]

Granted, now every board is spammed with dust to the point of being unusable

I wish for a pizza

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted, but the pizza was laced with fent because niggers

I wish for Philippine new world order