Junk food is better than drugs/alcohol

SoyToon

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I'm 800 pounds and I've never done anything in my life except eat goyslop and play Fortnite. However I've never drunk alcohol and I've never taken any drugs. Will I die at an older date or is my lifespan going to be average?
 
I'm 800 pounds and I've never done anything in my life except eat goyslop and play Fortnite. However I've never drunk alcohol and I've never taken any drugs. Will I die at an older date or is my lifespan going to be average?
Well if you took the same amount of any drug, including alcohol, as you would junk food to get to 800 lbs., you would surely die.
 
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