If the Shlog was a show, these would be its seasons

[MeursaultLE]

Holy fucking trannycord brimstone kill yourself

you're just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
sorry bro but that's my role

 

[Alextremo2TheMax]

>your just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
>sorry bro but that's my role

 

[basil]

who would be meowth

me

(picrel)

 

[MeursaultLE]

>>your just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
>>sorry bro but that's my role

 

[dino]

>>your just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
>>sorry bro but that's my role
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shes right you know

 

[Alextremo2TheMax]

>>>your just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
>>>sorry bro but that's my role

 

[MeursaultLE]

>>>>your just mad that you aren't the protagonist of this show
>>>>sorry bro but that's my role

 

[Fagon]

it’s called opening cardpacks, in jurassic world the game you open cardbacks to gamble whether you get something good or bad.

Immediate suicide upon getting 4 acros in one pack

 

[basil]

Immediate suicide upon getting 4 acros in one pack

what would be the best user to gamble for though

 

[MeursaultLE]

what would be the best user to gamble for though

me

 

[Fagon]

what would be the best user to gamble for though

Broot. Konata is also rare but only because they removed him early on so you can't get him anymore.

 

[9I99ER]

Immediate suicide upon getting 4 acros in one pack

>Open pack
>ooh three uncommons and a legendary
>Yes
>This is a BFDI Nine trading card with Autism: 11, KEK: 10, and SNCA: 8 written on the back
>Blartys_Rapebvll
>Why it so sticky? And why does it smell like chloroform?
>ribbon
>this card is solid pink, wtf?
>NAGOLBUD!!
>this is a pack of LSD tabs, shrooms, and schizophrenia medication, not a card

what would be the best user to gamble for though

baqqrih or doll

 

[Fagon]

Imagine how much accounts with Konata would sell for

Like 10 dollars because he's not actually a good card and nobody cares about this dead game.

 

[9I99ER]

Like 10 dollars because he's not actually a good card and nobody cares about this dead game.

its old and rare but kind of a joke card that is really shit at everything

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

me
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(picrel)

Is Jerry_Blevins the dad?

 

[Donald]

Trvst the plan pqtriqts

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Oh god why would you say something like that?

It only makes sense, also Soyteen Liker is the designated mother now

 

[MeursaultLE]

It only makes sense, also Soyteen Liker is the designated mother now

but liker is a horrible mother you can't do that.

 

[NiggerRigger]

What about the me.

 

[NiggerRigger]

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