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If the Shlog was a show, these would be its seasons

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Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. SoytanEnthusiast was the top poster. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. SoytanEnthusiast deleted his account in protest after his fellow Churro user, Lord Chudtemante was permanently banned. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin. The season ended with a cliffhanger



Season 5 started out with the Janny election with 1844 or something and Chimperator being the top two candidates. Doll then returned with the title of supervising admin and selected Morsalt as the judge. He decided Chimperator as the next Janny. With his newfound power as janny, he began ratfucking polls for fun and then eventually realized he can fuck with Jimbo, which made him seethe. Chimperator was briefly fired, so Steve hired Anon_Humor as his replacement, but Chimperator was reinstated as janny. He later got into another argument and Baqqrih had enough and kicked him out for good. Steve created a new contest called Queer of the Year which he stole from EDF.

Jimbo was a strong contender and Froot was winning until SmallAnus discovered X Immigrant was grooming Dr. Cobson behind the scenes. After several minutes of deliberation, SmallAnus and Baqqrih decided to ban X Immigrant. The whole site upon hearing of the news, devolved into chaos. Ban Megathread got a hundred pages talking about it. Froot was substituted with X Immigrant following the drama.

During the fallout, Ballos had enough and decided to end it all, causing chain reaction of demoralization. Both Baqqrih and SmallAnus took a brief break from the site, with Baqqrih posting less afterwards, with him no longer being part of the main cast. DonutHole and Jimbo were fighting for the title of QOTY, Jimbo eventually won. Another event was created by Doll called the race wars, where three teams with different prizes compete to be the last standing color. Jimbo, due to being pink, could not participate. Red was wiped out by a coalition of Green and Yellow, but then Reds and Yellows made a deal to combine their votes and get rid of Green. Chimperator quit unexpectedly after (((they))) arrived to take him away. Yellows eventually won the race war and they have been rewarded with their titles and giftcards. Gem Control posts for the last time then disappears.
 
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Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror
I was top 1 poster and didn't even get a mention blud :cobshock:
 
Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin

This is now the fifth Season
I forgot about Acro
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Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin

This is now the fifth Season
this fucking sucks where am I? I have 11k posts and you don't even fucking mention me. But you mention Terry who posts the most useless garbage ever FUCK YOU NIGGER
SAGE!
 
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