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My name is DOLL and I've always been a really big fan of soyjak.party. So one day, I decided to become admin of a website called soyjak.blog and things went smoothly. A few members annoyed me but it was mostly all in good fun. One day, I got a private message from a previously banned member's sockpuppet named "Soggy's Ghost" that was simply titled "My last project"
When I opened the conversation, it was a link to a download for his Minecraft map called soyjakblog.jar. I scanned it for any viruses just to be safe and found none. It was for modded Minecraft 1.00 so I switched my launcher to that version.
When I opened the world, I was greeted with a gigantic pixel art canvas of a picture of rapeson. I turned around and saw a chest with a disc inside it next to a jukebox. I put the disc in the jukebox and heard Soygoy saying "I'm going to DESTROY YOU, DOLL!" I thought nothing of it, just a stupid autist kid being overemotional.
I saw a path to a wooden house so I went there. There was a 2 block vertical painting so I tried pushing against it and was teleported to a secret room with another painting covering the wall that was animated. It was... MY HOUSE?! It was also me getting groceries and driving into my garage. I was starting to get scared so I turned around and saw another chest and jukebox.
I opened the chest and found another disc and put it in the jukebox. It was him laughing and saying "You shouldn't have banned me, [real first and last name]"
I freaked out and closed the game. I went back to the shlog and tried to reason with the only form of communication I had with him.
"What do you want?" I asked
"This is phase one of my plan. You see, if I was a user of soyjak.blog, it would allow me to make a persona that would allow me to convert people into being anthro fans. I would be likeable enough to convince people to like cute Averis. Unfortunately, that didn't quite work out. Phase two will begin shortly. You have been warned."
What the fuck was phase two going to be, I wondered. I tried solving a jigsaw puzzle to relax until I was thirsty and had to drink some water. It was slightly off-color looking back but I didn't think anything of it at the time.
I went back to doing my jigsaw puzzle until I got a massive headache. Damn it, I thought. I went to get some rest, I must have slept for what felt like days. When I woke up I panicked because I felt like I lost my height among other things and had a tail for some reason.
I got up and looked at myself in the mirror and saw I had become Averi in real life. I felt sick to my stomach. How was I going to undo this? I tried communicating with Soygoy again on the shlog.
"Hey uh, did you poison my water?" I asked.
"Of course I did. Now you're adorable, I can't wait to use transformation gas form and turn the whole world into cute anthro girls! Lachlan the mighty has won yet once again!" he responded.
I couldn't take it. I started wailing and sobbing in a voice I didn't recognize. I heard a knock at my door and opened it without second thought - nothing could make things worse, I thought.
I saw the face of a lascivious young British man with long hair.
"Shh" he said and unzipped.
I begged for any higher power to kill me but none came. The unspeakable horrors overcame me and I now knew the true meaning of violation. What goodness I believed the world to have had now evaporated into thin dust. If only I could follow, yet I became hollow.
Fuck my new life, I thought.
When I opened the conversation, it was a link to a download for his Minecraft map called soyjakblog.jar. I scanned it for any viruses just to be safe and found none. It was for modded Minecraft 1.00 so I switched my launcher to that version.
When I opened the world, I was greeted with a gigantic pixel art canvas of a picture of rapeson. I turned around and saw a chest with a disc inside it next to a jukebox. I put the disc in the jukebox and heard Soygoy saying "I'm going to DESTROY YOU, DOLL!" I thought nothing of it, just a stupid autist kid being overemotional.
I saw a path to a wooden house so I went there. There was a 2 block vertical painting so I tried pushing against it and was teleported to a secret room with another painting covering the wall that was animated. It was... MY HOUSE?! It was also me getting groceries and driving into my garage. I was starting to get scared so I turned around and saw another chest and jukebox.
I opened the chest and found another disc and put it in the jukebox. It was him laughing and saying "You shouldn't have banned me, [real first and last name]"
I freaked out and closed the game. I went back to the shlog and tried to reason with the only form of communication I had with him.
"What do you want?" I asked
"This is phase one of my plan. You see, if I was a user of soyjak.blog, it would allow me to make a persona that would allow me to convert people into being anthro fans. I would be likeable enough to convince people to like cute Averis. Unfortunately, that didn't quite work out. Phase two will begin shortly. You have been warned."
What the fuck was phase two going to be, I wondered. I tried solving a jigsaw puzzle to relax until I was thirsty and had to drink some water. It was slightly off-color looking back but I didn't think anything of it at the time.
I went back to doing my jigsaw puzzle until I got a massive headache. Damn it, I thought. I went to get some rest, I must have slept for what felt like days. When I woke up I panicked because I felt like I lost my height among other things and had a tail for some reason.
I got up and looked at myself in the mirror and saw I had become Averi in real life. I felt sick to my stomach. How was I going to undo this? I tried communicating with Soygoy again on the shlog.
"Hey uh, did you poison my water?" I asked.
"Of course I did. Now you're adorable, I can't wait to use transformation gas form and turn the whole world into cute anthro girls! Lachlan the mighty has won yet once again!" he responded.
I couldn't take it. I started wailing and sobbing in a voice I didn't recognize. I heard a knock at my door and opened it without second thought - nothing could make things worse, I thought.
I saw the face of a lascivious young British man with long hair.
"Shh" he said and unzipped.
I begged for any higher power to kill me but none came. The unspeakable horrors overcame me and I now knew the true meaning of violation. What goodness I believed the world to have had now evaporated into thin dust. If only I could follow, yet I became hollow.
Fuck my new life, I thought.
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