We create a Family Guy episode

[greg]

*Intro ends* *cuts to exterior of the Griffin residence*

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

American Dad: Marge, I'm confused

 

[jimbo]

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: SAAR US INDIANS WERE THE FIRST ARYANS SAAR COW DUNG IS ARYANCHOW SUKHDEEP DIKSHIT

 

[greg]

*cuts to interior of Griffin residence where the family is sitting on the couch watching tv.*

 

[Donald]

TV: "We now return to Jartycuck Blues."

 

[obsessed venusian]

*cuts to interior of Griffin residence where the family is sitting on the couch watching tv.*

The TV: Intelligent alien life has been found on Venus

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

TV: "We now return to Jartycuck Blues."

The TV: Intelligent alien life has been found on Venus

Okay, so which one is it?

 

[obsessed venusian]

Okay, so which one is it?

first the jartycuck

 

[Donald]

Okay, so which one is it?

I posted first

 

[greg]

Okay, so which one is it?

Peter: Wow! I can’t believe we were able to afford two TVs, friggin sweet!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Peter: Wow! I can’t believe we were able to afford two TVs, friggin sweet!

Chris needs the stimulation since he has the attention span and mindset of a retarded 5 year old

 

[greg]

Chris needs the stimulation since he has the attention span and mindset of a retarded 5 year old

Brain: Uh, Peter… I think Chris changed the channel on the other tv to Numberjaks..

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Brain: Uh, Peter… I think Chris changed the channel on the other tv to Numberjaks..

Peter: Ah crap, Lois, I mean- Chris- I mean, fucking dammit, what was your name again? I err, forgot...
Brian: I think Chris changed the channel on the other tv to Numberjaks..
Peter: I asked you what your name was.

 

[soyjack]

Stewie: Name? That reminds me of that one time when my babbysitter didn't know what my name was.
*cuts to a cutaway*
*griffin house, living room, Stewie, Babbysitter*
Babbysitter: Hey you little uhhh uhhhhh uhhh what was your name again?
*a nuke explodes*
Stewie: Trvke
*cutaway ends*

 

[_73]

Bump

 

[alonso]

Brian: Whoa, Ass ahoy!

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

Chris (who is also me): Wow Brian, haha thats like that one time i went on that adult Navy website

*cutaway to chris at his laptop*
*clicks on a site*
*video plays where a navy solider checks out a female navy solider with a fat ass*
Male solider: Ass, ahoy!
*really shit joke cutaway ends*

 

[chudnater2]

Peter: hey remember that time I raped Lyndon B Johnson?
Cutscene to peter griffin raping Lyndon B Johnson

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Meg: Can you tell FATASS over here to stop playing that dumb bird record all *BEEP* NIGHT?!
Peter:
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! SURFIN BIRD WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


The Bird is the Word


I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM PETER GRIFFIN


Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow


SURFIN BIRD WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO PETORIA WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY THE BIRD FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE WORD THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD FOREVER! SURFIN BIRD VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE GIANT CHICKENSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR EXPIRED COUPON PROPAGANDA IN QUAHOG TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF QUAGMIRE’S RAPE DUNGEON IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET MEG. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING MEG. SAGE. SURFIN BIRD DANCE IN THE THREAD. SURFIN BIRD VVON. I PRAY! I DO THE SURFIN BIRD DANCE! BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD! ONCE MAYOR WEST COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD HE WILL MAKE /SURFINBIRD/ AND BTFO ALL THE GIANT CHICKENSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA IN QUAHOG! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; THE FACT THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND SURFIN BIRD IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.


KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SURFIN BIRD WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!

(Peter then knocks out Meg in one hit)

 

[alonso]

Peter: Roadhouse