VOTE! Is asexuality keyed?

[dino]

i've never been friendzoned
probably because it's always the woman asking me out and im too much of a shy retard to ever fess up to something like that

ive never been friendzoned because i never asked out a woman

 

[ribbon]

meh i have more physical and mental disabilities than chris chan and he's famous so

Unless you shit yourself often I think you'd still be better than Chris

 

[8doe]

I would genuinely own a body pillow if it just wasn't so gay. The concept is good, the execution not so much.
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Spoiler: sobstory

my late girlfriend last year got me a build-a-bear of a pokemon she liked. we got matching ones and we both put rose scents in them and i brought mine home with me and when it gets really lonely or quiet sometimes i hold it and cry myself to sleep
it's sad but at least i dont own a bodypillow geg

 

[jimbo]

i'm not obese yet

meds you told me you were like 27 bmi

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

the worst part is i'm probably worse of a candidate for dating than chris chan tbh

Are you really that bad? what the fuck did you do to get to this point, Teresa?

 

[terrycrews]

You can hug it when sleeping
It’s kinda like cuddling with someone probably

albeit weighted blankets feel like a hug

 

[MeursaultLE]

What’s the appeal of body pillows? I get weighted blankets because I sleep like a feral animal.

You wound't get it.
body pillows are for aryans only.

 

[jimbo]

Spoiler: sobstory

my late girlfriend last year got me a build-a-bear of a pokemon she liked. we got matching ones and we both put rose scents in them and i brought mine home with me and when it gets really lonely or quiet sometimes i hold it and cry myself to sleep
it's sad but at least i dont own a bodypillow geg

that’s really sad i’m sorry to hear that

 

[9I99ER]

>Faking a suicide attempt so that Stacy gives you a pity blowjobView attachment 99497

>faking a suicide attempt for literally no reason at all

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Coping by pretending to cuddle an anime girl

idk i guess it’s just a loner thing

If you need one that bad just get a real one lol.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

You can hug it when sleeping
It’s kinda like cuddling with someone probably

I think I read a study once that people fall asleep faster when hugging a loved one
I don’t have a loved one so I hug my pillow
It’s probably more comfortable actually

 

[terrycrews]

meds you told me you were like 27 bmi

obese is 30+ i'm just overweight

 

[sodack]

Unless you shit yourself often I think you'd still be better than Chris

>shitting yourself

 

[jimbo]

obese is 30+ i'm just overweight

i thought obese was like past 26 bmi and i’m like 26 something

 

[terrycrews]

chris also has a really masculine face and he's pretty tall too

 

[baqqrih]

nigga once i get a girlfriend i’m leaving this shit site that’s like the key to freedom right there

I spend time and talk with my girl near as often as we're able to, but she hasn't occupied my time to the extent that you're describing. I don't think that expectation is entirely realistic. I'm offline a bit more often since we call or text one another multiple times per day, but it isn't like the entirety of my time that I use to discuss things on here is occupied.

 

[KingCargo]

A-a terrycrews dakimakura? Ay ay ay! Dattebayo! *picks up a gun and kills 3 people in a supermarket*

Randy Stair in ohio

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

albeit weighted blankets feel like a hug

Hugging feels better than getting hugged

 

[jimbo]

I spend time and talk with my girl near as often as we're able to, but she hasn't occupied my time to the extent that you're describing. I don't think that expectation is entirely realistic. I'm offline a bit more often since we call or text one another multiple times per day, but it isn't like the entirety of my time that I use to discuss things on here is occupied.

yea but i want to start a family so that should be first priority

 

[8doe]

>shitting yourself
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giga would do this