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ITT phrases we hate

>>Mpreg
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Strawman, ad hominem, projection, basically every Reddit buzzword "fallacy" people parrot nowadays. Having 2nd grade pattern recognition skills doesn't automatically win you an argument.
 
>bruh
>y'all

i swear i have to hear this shit everyday when i go to school and hear these subhumans use this vocabulary and see it spread from coons to everyone else. especially when they say among each other it pisses me off so damn much and the fact that y'all spread from outside the american south is just unnatural and it sounds unnatural coming from anybody that doesn't have a southern twang or accent. not to mention bruh, i hear EVERYONE say it, i makes me fume and anybody who uses it in conversation is a downright retard and should learn some proper fucking english
 
anyways i might as well add
>as a [insert characteristic of anything and anyone]
most of the time you see this on place like reddit, twitter and other places like it but i fucking hate when people have to add that because a lot of the time when they do they are probably like "if whatever someone says applies to me, then only my opinion is right, and whatever nobody else says doesn't matter" this is such a retarded thing its almost sickening. there are people out there that think just because it doesn't apply to you doesn't me you can't have some sort of criticism as long as whatever it is actually applies to you, then everybody will just all of a sudden, take you seriously. i hate it so damn much.
 
>bruh
>y'all

i swear i have to hear this shit everyday when i go to school and hear these subhumans use this vocabulary and see it spread from coons to everyone else. especially when they say among each other it pisses me off so damn much and the fact that y'all spread from outside the american south is just unnatural and it sounds unnatural coming from anybody that doesn't have a southern twang or accent. not to mention bruh, i hear EVERYONE say it, i makes me fume and anybody who uses it in conversation is a downright retard and should learn some proper fucking english
Hearing a yankee say y'all sounds almost as bad as a hick saying "brahh" like a Californian
 
bro im tweaking rn fr
Me and a few of my friends from choir were walking together in the hallway after our final exams were over on Tuesday and we saw this freshman wearing a black hoodie fully bent at the waist at a ninety degree angle looking at his phone. It was really funny because, before we realized he had a phone in his hands (his posture still looked wonky with it, of course), it looked like there was just some random guy in the school silently "tweaking" on fentanyl in the hallway outside of an English class. His posture looked just like the actual pictures of the people from San Francisco.
 
Me and a few of my friends from choir were walking together in the hallway after our final exams were over on Tuesday and we saw this freshman wearing a black hoodie fully bent at the waist at a ninety degree angle looking at his phone. It was really funny because, before we realized he had a phone in his hands (his posture still looked wonky with it, of course), it looked like there was just some random guy in the school silently "tweaking" on fentanyl in the hallway outside of an English class. His posture looked just like the actual pictures of the people from San Francisco.
Fentanyl fucks you up permanently. Freshman year... what a sad endeavour. Hopefully he got some help.
 
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