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Discussion Do you guys have any gegbvlls at your school or when you went to school?

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There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.
 
What if… I was the school gegbull?
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There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.
Is SJW Chris Griffin a fruity fag?
 
Dyed side part plus sounds like a butch lesbian, so maybe.
People who dye their hair unnatural colors are more likely to be emotionally unstable, but it sucks at the same time because the group of people who did dye their hair 25+ years ago were usually the really interesting ones out of the bunch, they may have been odd but they were real.
As per usual tumblrtards co-opted yet another niche thing that only outcasts did.
 
I used to have this class buddy that really hated an autistic girl for like no reason, he actually told me he wanted autists to be segregated geg.
I kind of feel bad because she was actually pretty nice. Albeit it was kind of keyed for him to say.
 
I had a guy in my classes that was dropped as a child on got cerebral palsy. He walked like a zombie, talked like a retard and was more interested in games on his phone than in anything else. I think his only friends was the quiet kid from the front row desks that was a picture perfect representation of an incel. He wasn't good in anything at school, had bad grades, but apart from that he just... existed. Nobody really bullied him, apart from rare occasions, people just stayed away from him because he was a creepy cripple. Although I feel bad for him, all of his problems weren't his fault in any way, life just dealt him a bad hand, he could be a decent guy in another life. You can only imagine. I actually saw him on the street just recently, he noticed me and said hi, I said hi back. He's in the same college as I am (somehow) and as far as I can see he's still a pity loner. Pretty sad.
 
dude i messed with this kid who kept trying to get me to do larp with him and told him to call a black kid the n word for some retarded reason about a roblox youtuber and he did it and got beat up
i feel really bad about this he was kind of autistic and just wanted to be my friend
 
this nigger who used to attend to my class who was the stereotypical movie nerd, wouldnt shut the fuck up about his ww2 shit, would unironically listen to classical music on class, would constantly argue with the teachers about why atheism le good christian bad, and unironically brought the constitution and started reading it on class.
every single one of his presentations would last 15 minutes minimum.
it sounds completely fake but its fucking real, he even had the voice and the glasses, bro was a literal npc
 
this nigger who used to attend to my class who was the stereotypical movie nerd, wouldnt shut the fuck up about his ww2 shit, would unironically listen to classical music on class, would constantly argue with the teachers about why atheism le good christian bad, and unironically brought the constitution and started reading it on class.
every single one of his presentations would last 15 minutes minimum.
it sounds completely fake but its fucking real, he even had the voice and the glasses, bro was a literal npc
Sounds kind of chuddy until you mention atheism
 
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