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@DOLL (99%) LET'S FUCKING GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU NIGGA
 
oh dude why didn't it embed come on!
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Kill Niko. Behead Niko. Roundhouse kick Niko into the concrete. Slam dunk Niko into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Niko. Defecate in Niko’s food. Launch Niko into the sun. Stir fry Niko in a wok. Toss Niko into active volcanoes. Urinate into Niko’s gas tank. Judo throw Niko into a wood chipper. Twist Niko’s heads off. Report Niko to the IRS. Karate chop Niko in half. Curb stomp Niko. Trap Niko in quicksand. Crush Niko in the trash compactor. Liquefy Niko in a vat of acid. Eat Niko. Dissect Niko. Exterminate Niko in the gas chamber. Stomp Niko’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Niko in the oven. Lobotomize Niko. Mandatory abortions for Niko. Grind Niko in the garbage disposal. Drown Niko in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Niko with a ray gun. Kick Niko down the stairs. Feed Niko to alligators. Slice Niko with a katana.
 
Kill Niko. Behead Niko. Roundhouse kick Niko into the concrete. Slam dunk Niko into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Niko. Defecate in Niko’s food. Launch Niko into the sun. Stir fry Niko in a wok. Toss Niko into active volcanoes. Urinate into Niko’s gas tank. Judo throw Niko into a wood chipper. Twist Niko’s heads off. Report Niko to the IRS. Karate chop Niko in half. Curb stomp Niko. Trap Niko in quicksand. Crush Niko in the trash compactor. Liquefy Niko in a vat of acid. Eat Niko. Dissect Niko. Exterminate Niko in the gas chamber. Stomp Niko’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Niko in the oven. Lobotomize Niko. Mandatory abortions for Niko. Grind Niko in the garbage disposal. Drown Niko in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Niko with a ray gun. Kick Niko down the stairs. Feed Niko to alligators. Slice Niko with a katana.
t. got cheated on by a tranny chaser
 
Kill Niko. Behead Niko. Roundhouse kick Niko into the concrete. Slam dunk Niko into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Niko. Defecate in Niko’s food. Launch Niko into the sun. Stir fry Niko in a wok. Toss Niko into active volcanoes. Urinate into Niko’s gas tank. Judo throw Niko into a wood chipper. Twist Niko’s heads off. Report Niko to the IRS. Karate chop Niko in half. Curb stomp Niko. Trap Niko in quicksand. Crush Niko in the trash compactor. Liquefy Niko in a vat of acid. Eat Niko. Dissect Niko. Exterminate Niko in the gas chamber. Stomp Niko’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Niko in the oven. Lobotomize Niko. Mandatory abortions for Niko. Grind Niko in the garbage disposal. Drown Niko in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Niko with a ray gun. Kick Niko down the stairs. Feed Niko to alligators. Slice Niko with a katana.
Put a bomb in a Niko's mouth. Throw knives at Niko. Inflate Niko until they pop. Send Niko into a blackhole. Castrate Niko. Feed Niko poisoned food. Force Niko to walk the plank. Push Niko into a pit. Kneel on a Niko's neck. Curse Niko with a spell. Stuff Niko babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Niko with a tank. Pop a Niko's car tire. Strike Niko children with a ruler. Make Niko swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Niko's limbs. Airdrop Niko into Antarctica. Throw Niko off the boat. Pressurize Niko into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Niko's ass. Falcon-punch a Niko in the face. Make Niko into fiction. Blow Niko heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Niko brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Niko in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Niko to a cross and stab them. Run over Niko with a tank feet-first. Crush Niko with a press. Attack Niko with acid. Boil Niko in a pan. Lock Niko inside a brazen bull. Burn Niko alive. Drag Niko across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Niko. Quarter Niko. Impale Niko on a pike. Tenderize Niko with a mallet. Ionise Niko in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Niko in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Niko in a black hole. Curse Niko with the necronomicon. Trap Niko in purgatory. Bang a Niko testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Niko off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Niko in the vacuum of space. Fry Niko with power lines. Feed Niko ricin. Kneecap a Niko with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Niko. Sell Niko organs on the black market. Run Niko over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Niko into the grand canyon. Burn Niko with jet engine exhaust. Beat Niko to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a Niko asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Niko to the sun god. Drop Niko out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Niko to sharks. Load a Niko into a cannon and shoot the Niko at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Niko under a galleon. Disembowel Niko with a bayonet. Strap a Niko to a cruise missile and launch it at a Niko neighbourhood. Drop Niko into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Niko. Lure Niko in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a Niko to learn calculus, then kill the Niko anyway. Atomize Niko with a powerfist. Throw Niko into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Niko with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Niko from 40-story buildings. Throw Niko at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Niko in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Niko to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Niko with syringe guns. Defecate on Niko food stamps. Make Niko pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Niko into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Niko then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Niko with depleted uranium. Launch a Niko with a trebuchet. Send a Niko exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a Niko as a crash test dummy. Tie Niko onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a Niko. Trample Niko. Bury Niko alive. Play bowling with Niko heads as pins. Grate Niko with a cheese grater. Get Niko stuck in an elevator. Spray a Niko toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a Niko directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a Niko parachute. Sabotage a Niko bungee. Trap a Niko under ice. Force a Niko to work and support a family of 5. Force Niko into gladiatorial combat. Send Niko back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a Niko room. Put Niko on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a Niko organs. Waterboard Niko with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Niko. Tie Niko to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Niko. Gibbet Niko. Tie a lightning rod to a Niko head during a storm. Lure Niko into suicide pods. Bury Niko neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Niko to it. Stir Niko into cement. Squeeze Niko through a chain link fence. Hack Niko socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a Niko. Microwave a Niko head. Suck a Niko into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a Niko basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Niko in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Niko black skin. Play games with Niko jigsaw style. Trim a Niko nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a Niko to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a Niko in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a Niko bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a Niko and serve nigga patties to other Niko. Feed a Niko viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a Niko dildo. Stone Niko. Tranquilize Niko and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from Niko. Throw a Niko down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Niko. Pimp-slap Niko into airplane turbines. Displace Niko in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a Niko a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on Niko at maximum voltage. Give Niko sentient brain parasites. Give Niko over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Niko out for vultures. Drive a Niko into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a Niko. Strap Niko on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap Niko to a judas cradle. Blast Niko with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Niko. Whip Niko into obedience. Slingshot a Niko into orbit. Rocket Niko into the sun. Stir-fry Niko in a wok. Bite a Niko and drink their blood. Urinate into a Niko's gas tank. Judo throw Niko into the wood chipper. Unscrew a Niko's head off. Bake Niko into Niko-pizza. Arrest Niko for no reason. Electrocute Niko. Curb stomp pregnant Niko. Beat a Niko up. Slice a Niko up and wear their skin. Set Niko on fire. Spin Niko around until they puke. Tie Niko to a train track. Karate kick a Niko in the testicles. Stomp Niko skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Niko into a broth. Deep fry Niko. Fourth-trimester abortions for Niko. Blend Niko in a blender. Snap a Niko's neck. Throw Niko off buildings. Send aliens to abduct Niko. Force Niko to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Niko with anvils. Throw Niko off of rooftops. Incinerate Niko. Starve Niko. Blow Niko up with dynamite. Gulp Niko. Feast on Niko eyeballs. Cave in a Niko's skull. Kiss a Niko to death. Peel a Niko like a banana. Wipe out Niko tribes. Deny Niko into Heaven. Freeze Niko in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a Niko. Lock on to Niko with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a Niko. Ferment Niko into stew. Ensnare Niko. Nark on Niko to the army. Cause a total Niko purge. Jam a Niko into a geyser. Axe murder a Niko. Unleash Smelvin upon Niko. Put Niko on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail.
 
if so, then this is another example of why u shouldn't e-date.
e-dating is fine if you have strong intentions to meet the person in real life
LIKE HE SHOULD❗❗❗
i'm gonna make a gif of niko being tortured in the most brutal way possible for this. kys
 
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