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unpopular but very true opinion

being retarde is good being smart is evil and bad while beinf stupif is good becaues smsrtfags are actually stullpid if you think about it whilr stupidARYANS are actually very smart gfdy trir y
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Yeah I agree, being retarded would probably make you blissfully ignorant to the awful stuff around the world and would probably also make you a very pleasant person.
This may be true but being constantly ignorant if/when something actually bad happens can fuck you and everyone around you over big-time
 
my mom drank liquor
and smoked weed
when she was pregnant with me
my forehead bulges out
and i have a cleft palate
i feel really confused
all the time
with everything
i think i have down's syndrome
i don't have the brains to have anything
resembling an intelligent conversation
i don't have the motivation
to do anything but watch television
because i wasn't fully toilet trained
until i was 17 years old
when i try to read a book
i just end up staring at a block of text
without understanding it at all
my perception is so limited and small
that i go into detail
about the tiniest bit of knowledge
that i have in my brain
then when i die
i'll go to heaven retarded
and they'll laugh at me there too
i don't know how to walk normal
because i can't stop thinking
about my mechanical legs
that suspend my disgusting abdomen
up off the ground
like a sack of filthy potatoes
on display
for everyone to laugh at
a sack of ugly potatoes
on stilts
and i know i have autism
and i'm legally blind too
and i have that weird fat puffy face
and people joke that i'm "mentally challenged"
mentally challenged? fuck off
i'm a retard!
a total retard that needs lethal injection
they should sterilize my entire family tree
 
the hand lotion
squirted on my face
and then i had a dream
of shooting myself
i could feel the bullet
go through my head
but i was still there
so i tried drinking
my own urine
and it tasted like puke
then i end up in a ball
on the floor
and then everything goes black
and the puppy face shows up again
and then i wake up
in a puddle of cold vomit
a disgusting autistic baby
that needs big hugs and kisses
but i'm covered in puke
and i smell like dog pee
because the dog peed on me
while i was passed out
and on facebook
every time my boyfriend ejaculates
i have to be on the other side of the room
because his sperm is disgusting
everything about it is disgusting
the color and the consistency
just makes me feel like i'm going to vomit
and i'm practically illiterate
but my penis makes up for it
and i think i have meningitis
and i can't eat peanut butter
because it never goes down
it just stays in my mouth
like a creamy crunchy leech
and i just can't stop talking to myself
and i freaked out and grabbed a pan
and started swinging it and shouting
i hate this person
they think they're are so awesome
and i have a fear of cucumbers
and i always feel invisible hands
poking me
and i threw up again
now there's captain crunch
all over the linoleum
and the dog is licking it up
and i keep hearing someone whistling
and the phone keeps vibrating
 
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