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i would imagine that would entail either who ejaculates first wins or whoever ejaculates last wins
either way i dont see jacking off as a sport because hey if jacking off is a sport then diddling kids might aswell be a sport too.
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"my nigga you feel me"
what an utter retard nigger, i hope he actually chokes on a cupcake and gets cancer and rots away. die out.
 
What are you competing towards in competitive masturbation? EDP had good ideas but they weren't fully thought through.
Ideally, we'd have multiple categories that people can choose to compete in. Endurance, speed, distance, etc.
 
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