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ok so this is the main map. the tool i use allows me to just color the map and it will create the countries by itself. what will be the starting countries?

4cuck, qa(4chan), soy, /pol/(sharty, it will be named something like "pol volunteers"), /pol/(4cuck),
maybe bant, int can be added as well since i saw a lot of söy there as well. i will start coloring the map so write other starting countries you think i should add

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the hoi4 starting map will look something like this. any objections or suggestions?
 

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gonna post it again award as a reminder oder etwas also i think the /pol/ of the sharty should be in the section with the splinters since chudpol and the chinny are both splinters comparable to the shemmy ...
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the hoi4 starting map will look something like this. any objections or suggestions?
 
Alot of these could declare independence during the post-kuz civil war,

This all happened in antarctica btw, (((they))) dont want you to know

btw if you need any leader portraits i will send you the .dds
ill set up the countries and their first names. also i picked antarctica cuz of hyperborea unironically geg
 
Do we have a time that the game starts at?
I think it should start at January 1st 2020 and every nation/board is a puppet under south pole (think EU4's Timurids), and after a few focuses which add slight buffs (and bigger debuffs), you get a choice later in the year to declare independence from south pole. Soot's /soy/ starts out as a small state in a border war with the /qa/ board, and if you win then you take all of /qa/ as your new home.

After some time and filler focuses are done (creation of the booru, wiki, other boards, /lgbt/ raids, etc.), a new branch appears as you come into conflict with the Kolyma owned sites (Heyuri, Vidlii, Gurochan, later Kereste) and the "Kuzist" party starts growing in popularity. Kolyma is it's own nation and if the Kuzist popularity is over 60% by the time of the great purchase, the Santa's workshop becomes another puppet under Kolyma. During this time the party starts growing with additional building slots, military factories, and other combat-oriented bonuses. The party still can't declare war and controversies over datamining, not being allowed to snowball fight Kolyma-sites, and random bans for typing the letter E starts a decline in Kuzist popularity until April 2023 when the test711 leak happens. Dollism starts to rise in popularity and after the leak, the country leader changes to Doll.

The Kuzist party splits into the Maxist and Dollist party which compete for influence in a pre-Spanish Civil War decision menu. If Doll maintains influence over more than half the states/boards, the site declares independence from Kolyma along with the booru and wiki. If Max gets influence over more than half the states, the site stays under Kolyma but with a new administrator (alternative timeline).

I'll write the rest on lunch break.
Cont.
If Doll wins, the site gets a % monthly population bonus and extra stability, which decreases over time. The party gets a decision at the beginning of May to either war support+division attack (Goonclown), factory output (soyjak.earth), or division defense (Angeleno) which lasts as long as Doll remains admin. Doll also has a political paranoia mechanic, dubbed Sanity, where it must be maintained or else the Soypocalypse will occur. Events will come in with increasing severity that will destabilize the site and decrease sanity (Babybot, discord attacks, server costs increasing, Red). Sanity can also be restored by firing problem jannies, taking a break from the site, hosting a stream, or doing a q/a, the last two also increase monthly Dollist popularity.

Historically, the Soypocalypse happens in August 2023 and every site in the community gets strong debuffs to attack, defense, stability, and war support for a month. You get the option of immediately ending the Soypocalypse by choosing Froot in an event, or you can continue the Soypocalypse by choosing Trust in Doll. The longer the Soypocalypse goes on, the worse the debuffs get, and you also get a stacking debuff to monthly population growth + political power. If you delay it for 3 months, you will be able to reopen the site as either Doll or Angeleno (ahistorical paths), but historically Froot gets chosen immediately.

Froot has a balance of power mechanic between Absent admin and Frootler, with 20% on the Frootler side when he takes over. Various decisions will appear every month which will cause huge stability and war support debuffs. Froot has a monthly .30% stability and war support personality trait to counteract this. In February Soyjak.blog will be created and rules jointly by Broot and Doll (more on the blog path later). Resistance will be added to the party's /qa/, /pol/, /raid/, and /q/ boards which grows overtime if compliance isn't increased by the time the Frootcord leaks superevent occurs.

If the resistance is not dealt with, those boards will be split between Sharty Loyalists and Splinter Groups. If a Splinter Group defeats the Sharty Loyalist in that state/board, a white peace will be signed and the board will be split between the splinter and the party. If the Loyalist wins, they will be reintegrated as a core party state. The historical path is these splinters win the exchange. Soygem is created out of a /q/ victory, Chudpol from a /pol/ victory, Soyzellig from /qa/, and Swedishwin from /raid/. Splinters have a 1 year truce with the party and a vast power disparity with the party as well. In their paths, you can choose to stay independent or create a faction and invite all of the other splinters to it (which has a % chance for your invite to get rejected). The federation combines its territories and armies and is the only realistic way to challenge the party (endgame content). Soyjak.blog can use a focus to puppet one of these splinters as well if it chooses Independence over the Align with the Sharty focus.

Up next is the blog and booru paths.
 
Cont.
If Doll wins, the site gets a % monthly population bonus and extra stability, which decreases over time. The party gets a decision at the beginning of May to either war support+division attack (Goonclown), factory output (soyjak.earth), or division defense (Angeleno) which lasts as long as Doll remains admin. Doll also has a political paranoia mechanic, dubbed Sanity, where it must be maintained or else the Soypocalypse will occur. Events will come in with increasing severity that will destabilize the site and decrease sanity (Babybot, halloween attacks, server costs increasing, Red). Sanity can also be restored by firing problem jannies, taking a break from the site, hosting a stream, or doing a q/a, the last two also increase monthly Dollist popularity.

Historically, the Soypocalypse happens in August 2023 and every site in the community gets strong debuffs to attack, defense, stability, and war support for a month. You get the option of immediately ending the Soypocalypse by choosing Froot in an event, or you can continue the Soypocalypse by choosing Trust in Doll. The longer the Soypocalypse goes on, the worse the debuffs get, and you also get a stacking debuff to monthly population growth + political power. If you delay it for 3 months, you will be able to reopen the site as either Doll or Angeleno (ahistorical paths), but historically Froot gets chosen immediately.

Froot has a balance of power mechanic between Absent admin and Frootler, with 20% on the Frootler side when he takes over. Various decisions will appear every month which will cause huge stability and war support debuffs. Froot has a monthly .30% stability and war support personality trait to counteract this. In February Santa's sleigh will be created and rules jointly by Broot and Doll (more on the blog path later). Resistance will be added to the party's /qa/, /pol/, /snowball fight/, and /q/ boards which grows overtime if compliance isn't increased by the time the Frootcord leaks superevent occurs.

If the resistance is not dealt with, those boards will be split between Santa's workshop Loyalists and Splinter Groups. If a Splinter Group defeats the Santa's workshop Loyalist in that state/board, a white peace will be signed and the board will be split between the splinter and the party. If the Loyalist wins, they will be reintegrated as a core party state. The historical path is these splinters win the exchange. Soygem is created out of a /q/ victory, a place santa doesn't visit from a /pol/ victory, Soyzellig from /qa/, and Swedishwin from /snowball fight/. Splinters have a 1 year truce with the party and a vast power disparity with the party as well. In their paths, you can choose to stay independent or create a faction and invite all of the other splinters to it (which has a % chance for your invite to get rejected). The federation combines its territories and armies and is the only realistic way to challenge the party (endgame content). Santa's sleigh can use a focus to puppet one of these splinters as well if it chooses Independence over the Align with the Santa's workshop focus.

Up next is the blog and booru paths.
i can help on the swinny part
 
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