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>be le me
>walk home from gym
>see a vape on the side of the road
>In a momentous decision I pick it up and try if it's on
>I puff it and then realize
>70% of scandinavians have herpes
>fuck, it's over
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I bought a bottle with rubbing alcohol in a nearby store and used it as a mouthwash will it kill herpes or nah?
Keyed tbh.
 
But any chemicals in it are pretty much known to not be cancerous. You could do a lot worse than vaping.
There’s also a lot of better things you could be doing. Sounds like cope from someone who wants to suck on flavored chemicals and nicotine.
 
There’s also a lot of better things you could be doing. Sounds like cope from someone who wants to suck on flavored chemicals and nicotine.
You think I vape now? What a stretch. I hate it more than you do. It's just not cancerous. It's still bad for your health, but to call it cancerous is a huge stretch.
 
Didn't read but i want to vent:
About a month ago i was minding my own business and dropped my vape. I went down to grab it, but this little cracker had already snagged it.
He pretended to look around for an owner, but kept his eyes away from me completely and then walked off.
I still think about that bitch everyday. Luckily i have herpes.
 
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