Rant Bro i hate eating

[Steve]

u have that basilcuck song, i need it for funnies?

I don't have it sorry

Can't you do something while you eat?

20 minutes tiktoks with subway surfers gameplay, 1 minute eating. Aryan behavior

 

[baqqrih]

No because I don't want to get my phone dirty and wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol again

Have you tried silverware?

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

Have you tried silverware?

He's probably talking about burgers and slop like that, which most of us eat with our hands. You could most certainly use silverware to prevent your hands from getting greasy in situations like that, but it'd be very awkward and impractical. Most people are lazy anyway.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Have you tried silverware?

Oh yeah that's true, most of the slop i consume doesn't require that.
In any case it's just not a fun thing for me to do, most of the time i feel sick after eating even if it's not slop.

 

[Kingcel]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

What do they make you eat bro.

 

[mcloseit]

Oh saar we aryan people like to eat cow dung a lot right saar...

 

[Gigafly]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

lol faggot

 

[8doe]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

amerimutt food is like 1500 cals for a bag of takis or 1200 for a bag of sour candy

 

[9I99ER]

Eat pork schnitzel every day

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

Eat pork schnitzel every day

Das ist Ubermeschen essen

 

[Itransheartblox]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

amerimutt food is like 1500 cals for a bag of takis or 1200 for a bag of sour candy

Bro i have some goyslop donut sticks i usually eat for breakfast and they're like 220 calories each but that's not enough

Eat pork schnitzel every day

Maybe but you made me hungry for pulled pork i think i might ask for some this week thanks

 

[Goot]

>t.

 

[Steve]

@Minuteman, eat steak and eggs for breakfast instead of donuts

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

@Minuteman, eat steak and eggs for breakfast instead of donuts

I'm retarded and I don't know how to cook bro, i know that's a poor excuse but my crib has a gas stove and I don't want to die in hellfire bro

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

gas stove and I don't want to die in hellfire bro

Nothing is going to explode because the gas is regulated you imbecile. The only chance of it exploding and destroying your house if if your gas line is also exposed at the same time.

 

[molly]

@Minuteman, eat steak and eggs for breakfast instead of donuts

i don't even like either i don't get how anyone can eat either

 

[Goot]

I'm retarded and I don't know how to cook bro, i know that's a poor excuse but my crib has a gas stove and I don't want to die in hellfire bro

If you can't cook even basic you kinda a dead end

 

[lysytsya]

I'm retarded and I don't know how to cook bro, i know that's a poor excuse but my crib has a gas stove and I don't want to die in hellfire bro

too bad, also u can buy a induction stove

 

[lysytsya]

i don't even like either i don't get how anyone can eat either

I don't feel like soyquoting you rn but know what you said is retarded